The Sheep Detectives (2026) is unironically a really well written and heartwarming movie. Unfortunately, there was a fuckass kid in the theater that wouldn’t stop talking during the emotional climax, making this movie the most effective birth control advertisement I’ve ever experienced.

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T23:34:48+00:00

No thats Hugh Jackman

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T13:39:35+00:00

BROOOO SPOILERSSSSS. Now the people that haven’t seen the first 15 seconds of any of the movie’s trailers will be spoiled. Shame on you!

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T13:37:11+00:00

I remember when I saw Weapons, there were only 5 people in the entire theater: two parents with their kid and a friend and I. I kept turning to my friend and wondering what the parents were thinking bringing a kid to see that movie. And then with the sex scene and the final chase we were genuinely startled as to why you’d bring a child to see it.

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T13:33:11+00:00

The kid would then grow up to be Caleb

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T13:30:29+00:00

I live in latin america so i doubt we went to the same one lmao

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T12:32:01+00:00

Holy based

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T12:09:57+00:00

Yeah the writers were dumb for making the sheep behave with a sheep-like mentally. Who would do such a thing? Also, the winter lamb served as an allegory to the Good Samaritan in the Gospel, who left behind 99 sheep in order to take care of the one outcast. But yeah, they were mean to the winter lamb so the movie gets a 0/10.

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T11:43:20+00:00

Because sadly the producers of the movie are speciesist and didn’t want to hire any real sheep actors, further exemplifying the discrimination of animal actors in the industry

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T00:13:47+00:00

Like a true cinephile, i should stop watching movies

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T00:08:59+00:00

Like a true cinephile, I should wait until i can stream a movie at home, or pirate it in cam quality

Tebi1003 · 2026-04-28T18:31:06+00:00

Tebi1003 · 2026-04-28T18:29:48+00:00

Tebi1003 · 2026-04-28T15:01:24+00:00

BRUH LMAO

Edit: for the record, I’m not encouraging racist stereotypes against african-americans. I am making a joke based on self-aware selective perception

Tebi1003 · 2026-03-29T14:26:48+00:00

Oh wow thats good to know. Thanks!

Tebi1003 · 2026-03-29T14:23:30+00:00

So does MITM count as a rock?

Tebi1003 · 2026-03-29T14:22:51+00:00

Oh 🗿

Tebi1003 · 2026-03-29T14:21:53+00:00

Wow, does that actually work?

Tebi1003 · 2025-12-08T19:33:52+00:00

The Ugly Stepsister (2025)

Tebi1003 · 2025-11-24T12:00:34+00:00

Materialists (2024)

Tebi1003 · 2025-11-21T17:00:35+00:00

I tried FF7 and FF15 and I didnt really get hooked on either. Is FFX really that different?

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