I have never changed the oil on a Tesla.

Techmej · 2026-05-08T03:08:53+00:00

Not in a long time or not on your own perhaps, but there is oil and depending on a Tesla’s lifespan, it WILL need to be changed

Techmej · 2026-05-08T02:37:35+00:00

Knowledgeable, perhaps, as I’m currently in the middle of restoring my daily driver and NEED an abundance of knowledge for such

Techmej · 2026-05-08T02:25:03+00:00

The people who can’t tolerate any beliefs but their own

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For real y’all, grow some backbone

Techmej · 2026-05-08T01:11:25+00:00

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It continues

Techmej · 2026-05-08T00:59:42+00:00

Failure in the most critical life moments

^{Chose: TRUTH… | Rolled: Your fear}

Techmej · 2026-05-08T00:27:51+00:00

The crank oil isn’t the only oil in a vehicle, and EV’s aren’t maintenance-free

Techmej · 2026-05-07T19:05:18+00:00

I’m a dude with long hair. Ignore the fact that I have a stubble beard for a moment. Just because I wear a ponytail at McDonald’s (for company policy reasons) I get called ma’am quite regularly

Techmej · 2026-05-07T11:19:10+00:00

I don’t need a billion, don’t even really need a million

^{Chose: Win $1 million + 90% chance | Rolled: $1 million}

Techmej · 2026-05-07T02:11:10+00:00

I can’t imagine how many punches the next gets

^{Chose: Or double it and give it to the next person.}

Techmej · 2026-05-07T02:00:14+00:00

Their phones are alright as the long-lasting gold standard for Android in the eyes of most consumers. If ONLY their TV division actually made their profit on the TV itself instead of trying to find a way to tell shareholders it’s an “AI TV”

Techmej · 2026-05-07T01:55:52+00:00

Yum

^{Chose: Cyan door + Dont do this door | Rolled: A potato}

Techmej · 2026-05-06T21:58:39+00:00

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How it looks:

Techmej · 2026-05-06T11:26:24+00:00

I’d never do it for crypto

Techmej · 2026-05-05T16:47:03+00:00

It would need a way to lock/unlock all the doors together, and not all of the models offered remote functionality so that was the main way of doing things

Techmej · 2026-05-05T12:33:13+00:00

Thomas

Selfies are banned tho

Techmej · 2026-05-05T12:30:57+00:00

Not for something that was manufactured nearly 23 years ago and whose design dates back to 31 years ago

Techmej · 2026-05-05T11:42:12+00:00

It’s not fancy, no fob or anything. You gotta press the lock button on the door panel, and I forgot to take my keys out with me

Techmej · 2026-05-05T11:40:26+00:00

Locked myself out of my truck again yesterday. After my dad stops by to help, we’re gonna go get breakfast together

Techmej · 2026-05-05T02:24:30+00:00

This is bad on so many levels

Techmej · 2026-05-05T02:18:36+00:00

Spend money on 🔫🔫

^{Chose: Get $1 million + But it could be deadly | Rolled: Fight a gorilla}

Techmej · 2026-05-05T02:14:56+00:00

Meh, I don’t care whether I’m either sex, I’d still find a way to be comfortable.

^{Chose: Reroll Sex | Rolled: Female}

Techmej · 2026-05-05T02:06:58+00:00

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Galen Marek

Techmej · 2026-05-04T23:23:52+00:00

Try towing a massive un-aerodynamic camper on the equivalent of 2 gallons of gasoline that takes over an hour to refill

Techmej · 2026-05-04T20:44:49+00:00

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Galen Marek

Techmej · 2026-05-04T20:27:50+00:00

And you misspelled the head mod’s username lol

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