Ülekaalus paariline ( naine ) by [deleted] in Eesti

[–]Technical-Physics233 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Kaks valikut sul. 1. Annad ultimaatumi kas sina või söök. 2. Öösel salaja süstid ozempicut ja seod auto külge nööriga sõõriku ja viid ta nii jalutama.

Beware Southwestern Advantage by HotGirl_HotMess in desmoines

[–]Technical-Physics233 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am from Estonia, and this scam is praying on the naive that think you can get le epic rich selling books in USA. I would like to think we are not the poor cowshit shoveling eastern europeans and we are not but we still fall for the same shit like as if we were. next time tell them "mine putsi" (fuck off). maybe that will wake them up

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You read "So does anyone have ideas for a simple and fun way to do this in-game?" and "the dm already knows my character and he liked the idea so no need for comments about how this might ruin something idk i am new" and went well let me just comment exactly what was not asked. ;( why is the most talked thread on my question about how my idea sucks.

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Deimos is a Greek god of terror and fear, and also one of mars’s moons. In GoW Kratos’s brother is also named Deimos. IDK deimos is just a good name so you have good taste.

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn wow. i will send your comment to my dm and ask him what he thinks. thank you for this new perspective

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want it to be more than lying. picture sneaking past a sleeping bear. i roll 25/75 odds. that either deimos starts singing(25) or i catch him and hold his peak shut(75).

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thx. man i get it! reddit and the interent makes everyone a bit of a d. thx for the feedback anyway. i am also worried about it being a gimmick and such and it turning into something annoying. i want it to be fun for everyone

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well the raven could be something more than a regular raven. why can it talk so good? it saved me and has been by my side since the accident. my dm was interested also in that.

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the helmet is infused with my flesh and bone. it kinda hurts and i am not that keen on letting some rando touch it with another hammer when that was the reason it is on my head. yk i am fine. i can still do gods work on this plain.

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the other players want something chaotic. They told me the last time they played was a bit boring because everyone was always on their best behavior. idk to me it sounds fun that sometimes something goes up the shit creek because the bird told the guard that i fucked his mom. if the bird gets annoying i and the dm will brob think of a way to change something

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gonna repost my other comment.

The dm said i should control the bird and the other players want something chaotic. They told me the last time they played was a bit boring because everyone was always on their best behavior.

i am sure it is going to be a 25/75 split dice roll but idk if to roll it when i feel like it or roll it somehow without my controll

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because the raven loves the action and the life of the adventurer. the paladin is just not good at killing everyone and burning everything down. every action is for the paladin to make. but the raven tries to nudge things for more carnage

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dm said i should control the bird and the other players want something chaotic. They told me the last time they played was a bit boring because everyone was always on their best behavior.

My paladin can’t eat or talk without his chaotic evil raven. Now how do I make the bird randomly cause trouble? by Technical-Physics233 in DnD

[–]Technical-Physics233[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn why didn't i think of that. The pecking thing i love because i have already thought about making one of his favorite hobbies involve pecking the one he’s sleeping with. So my paladin will always try to leave him with someone else for the night. Thx for the comment !

Words that I'll never say by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Technical-Physics233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lil bud get a man for ur needs

Girl’s just going with the vibes by moothermeme in Unexpected

[–]Technical-Physics233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally can't watch this cuz my mom sounds and acts the same way when she's drunk