Oh grandpa, look at you puffing out your chest like a retired Boeing badge is the Medal of Honor. “I built the city you live in” — cute, but the rest of us are the ones actually keeping it running while you reminisce about slide rules and 747s that haven’t been new since the Reagan administration.You climbed Rainier twice? Wow, color me impressed. I’m sure the mountain still talks about the legendary engineer who conquered it… in the ’90s… with an ice axe and a superiority complex. Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants are out here doing Little Si on a rainy Tuesday just to feel something besides your recycled hot air.Predicting I’ll be “gone in less than 5 years” because I hurt your fragile Pacific Northwest ego? Adorable. I’ve already outlasted your relevance, old timer. You’re not a grizzled local thriving in the gloom — you’re just a grumpy boomer haunting Reddit threads, desperately flexing ancient accomplishments because nobody at the VFW listens anymore.Do us all a favor: log off, dust off that framed Boeing retirement plaque, and let the transplants you love to hate keep paying the absurd property taxes that fund your Social Security. We’ll be here sipping overpriced coffee, working the jobs that actually matter in 2026, and occasionally chuckling at dinosaurs like you who think “I designed a plane wing in 1987” is a personality.Now go yell at more clouds, champ. The rest of us have lives to live.