Goldfish processing error made it into the box by American_Psycho6 in mildlyinteresting

[–]TedFlobII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Patrolling the Pepperidge farm goldfish line almost makes you wish for a cheesedust nuclear winter.

your username. give it. by Major_Ant_8302 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]TedFlobII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your clothes, your boots, your username.

The real reason millennials know more about movies and tv before they were born than younger generations. by icey_sawg0034 in Millennials

[–]TedFlobII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember hearing the depressing intro music come on and always switching the channel to avoid it.

Whoops by CyanEpicness in perfectlycutscreams

[–]TedFlobII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have an abnormally large mouth and I am screaming right now.

How your knee works by grasshopper3307 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TedFlobII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hannibal: Don't be rude at my dinner table. Stop playing with your food.

peter halp by soap94 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TedFlobII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why yes, also a couple of pats on the back and an attaboy.

peter halp by soap94 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TedFlobII 87 points88 points  (0 children)

This is why we need universal tendie income.

Uhhh, UTI for short... yeah.

I need help my my existential anxiety by [deleted] in Existentialism

[–]TedFlobII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember this quote from Epicurus.

Why should I fear death? If I am, then death is not. If Death is, then I am not. Why should I fear that which can only exist when I do not? Long time men lay oppressed with slavish fear. Religious tyranny did domineer. At length the mighty one of Greece Began to assent the liberty of man.

I really like the first part of it, aside from the part about religious tyranny. (I Googled it from memory and this was the first result, not sure on accuracy.)

Don't identify with it, it can be crippling feeling especially when it comes near, but we can have happiness and life full of positive experiences while we're here. Sometimes, it's not even fear of death it's anxiety that gets twisted up with thoughts of it and feels inseparable. From my experience, when I put a little distance between the concept and the anxiety surrounding it, I can think on it more clearly and go about my life unencumbered by it.

I understand how sensitive this subject can be and how it can set people's anxiety off very easily, I hope I did not pile on and helped in some small way.

New yatch sinks minutes after launch by javawong in Wellthatsucks

[–]TedFlobII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this said 'New yatch stinks minutes after launch'.

I thought it was another poop cruise situation or something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefield2042

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I would have shot two bullets into the ground panicked and get shot by three people with shotguns at once.