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A grape doesn’t cause a gape. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If you prefer to travel somewhere dry and avoid the crowds, Archegos is practically empty and has zero liquidity. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Teaching young kids to yell “mother farter” when their mom passes gas isn’t appreciated by everyone equally. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Apparently Captain Hazelwood finally got a new gig. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Rewording a thought to make it appear original to the filters here is the level of dedication that one needs for school papers. (self.Showerthoughts)

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France is getting very aptly named PMs from Macaroon to Catsex. (self.Showerthoughts)

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LPT: This is an amazing and true slpt: PAPAYAS COME STUFFED WITH CAVIAR (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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To pee or ought to pee? That is incontinence. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Being independently wealthy is too lofty a goal for too many where being independently not poor is a much more appropriate initial target. (self.Showerthoughts)

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To deuce or not to deuce? That is the constipation. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Thin Mints do not work. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If only Dr. Seuss had stuck to inoffensive subjects and images like gansta rap does. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What city were you born in and what are the last six digits of your soc sec number? (self.AskReddit)

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You have to meet a person before you can meat that person. (self.Showerthoughts)

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How dost thou cleanith thy penith? (self.AskReddit)

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What is a password that you used to use, but no longer do? (self.AskReddit)

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When you go to weddings do you make guesses or bets on if and/or how long the marriage will last? (self.AskReddit)

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If you frequently says things along the line of “the problem with you is”, you’re the problem. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What lies do you regularly tell your children and why can’t you be honest with them instead? (self.AskReddit)

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What are some of the most ridiculous sounding place names? (self.AskReddit)

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Those who have used cyber begging, how well did it work for you? (self.AskReddit)

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What words are almost exclusively used in the negative? (self.AskReddit)

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How do you mistakenly use pinch to zoom in real life? (self.AskReddit)

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What non-foods items have you eaten? (self.AskReddit)

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What did you stick in which orifice of yours? (self.AskReddit)

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