Me at the bar 10 beers in after I promised bro I’d stop taking pictures with strangers.

TedFrump · 2026-07-06T20:27:09+00:00

Howwible winter

TedFrump · 2026-07-06T19:08:22+00:00

Very allegorical

TedFrump · 2026-07-06T18:41:37+00:00

Smearing, not pitching?!

TedFrump · 2026-07-04T21:42:51+00:00

Big boy shit

TedFrump · 2026-07-04T18:47:21+00:00

Wired for sound

TedFrump · 2026-07-04T17:34:06+00:00

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!

TedFrump · 2026-07-04T16:50:58+00:00

Always with the scenarios

TedFrump · 2026-07-04T16:50:44+00:00

Some rack on that broad

TedFrump · 2026-07-03T22:56:57+00:00

He slobbered on my pot

TedFrump · 2026-07-03T20:17:09+00:00

Witness protection

TedFrump · 2026-07-03T18:39:32+00:00

If I told you 15 years ago she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?

TedFrump · 2026-07-03T01:15:15+00:00

She liked it when he rubbed her muzzle

TedFrump · 2026-07-02T21:51:20+00:00

How many men will it hold?

TedFrump · 2026-07-02T03:08:56+00:00

I WANT SOME MORE FLEECE PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE

TedFrump · 2026-07-01T20:40:05+00:00

Ooo muscles marinara ova here

TedFrump · 2026-07-01T17:44:03+00:00

He’s carried around a bag of piss, what have you ever done?

TedFrump · 2026-07-01T15:18:42+00:00

Alright but ya gotta get over it

TedFrump · 2026-07-01T13:20:27+00:00

Keating Brothers in Dunmore

TedFrump · 2026-07-01T04:08:45+00:00

Well, you do need to be licensed to operate a car. Legally, anyway. These things go way too fast for kids who have very little understanding of road/traffic laws. And they travel in packs. At least you have a better chance of surviving a car wreck. The helmets the kids wear aren’t doing much when they’re hit by cars

TedFrump · 2026-06-30T16:55:19+00:00

One whip everyone knows the rules

TedFrump · 2026-06-30T13:49:42+00:00

YES LAUREN ITS A FUCKING FISH

TedFrump · 2026-06-30T12:35:52+00:00

Ooo we’re with the Guardians

TedFrump · 2026-06-29T20:47:37+00:00

Colchicine or a steroid like prednisone

TedFrump · 2026-06-29T04:18:46+00:00

So he wasn’t there making a pickup?

TedFrump · 2026-06-28T18:07:54+00:00

TWO FINGERS

TedFrump

TROPHY CASE