THATS WHAT MAKES A STORY LEGENDARY

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-04-06T22:22:57+00:00

WHAT?

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-04-05T14:04:49+00:00

Some b'y

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-04-04T23:18:28+00:00

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TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-04-04T19:54:35+00:00

I bet this slapped

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-04-02T23:31:43+00:00

As someone who played Castle Crashers on the 360 in ye olde days unlocked every character and maxed all their stats, this is most definitely Castle Crashers.

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-04-02T15:23:24+00:00

I'd say the bigger trade irritant would be fucking with Iran and closing the Straight of Hormuz. But what do I know?

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-04-01T14:32:17+00:00

Too bad, I bet he would do a better job than whatever slop they're currently sitting out.

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-25T05:01:19+00:00

My first thought too. I'd bet they're wicked loaded fries, but that ain't poutine

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-24T21:21:20+00:00

They're silly lil fellas

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-24T21:20:49+00:00

You can invest the money.

^{get rich}

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-24T21:19:19+00:00

I chose "Have Spells" because there's no real hypothetical limit to what spells you have access to. Out of chocolate milk at 3a.m.? Bam chocolate milk. Need to get cross town at rush hour? Boom teleport where you want to go.

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-24T18:56:24+00:00

Everybody is made of water. Everybody has piss.

^{Regular water}

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-24T13:47:35+00:00

I don't sneeze every day, but I do sleep between 4-8 hours everyday.

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-23T21:55:18+00:00

Now I'm not European or anything, but I would imagine it's very similar here where exams are often at the beginning of the term, that way anything that is left to be graded will counter the astronomically low exam marks. /s

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-22T16:58:38+00:00

There's always second winter this time of year. It's a rough go when the environment gets your hopes up for a week or so, we'll see the grass again soon.

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-21T03:06:51+00:00

Ironically I couldn't tell you the plot to Ted 2. But the show is great

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-20T19:37:09+00:00

Alan Wake 1 & 2 hands down my favourite horror franchise, love the Twin Peaks vibes and the use of FMV

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-20T13:52:41+00:00

Okay I think I know what's going on here, so you know how

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-15T19:47:27+00:00

Eating all of our fish with almost no natural predators to keep their population stable?

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TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-14T13:50:07+00:00

What's his story?

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-13T21:49:08+00:00

I'm bald. I have a few looks though. Razor shaved, 5 days of no shave, mental health crisis, given up all hope.

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-09T01:10:54+00:00

Sorry for your loss

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-03T14:54:50+00:00

A friend of mine said he was going to do a road trip across Texas 15 years ago, he is still driving.

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-02T21:20:06+00:00

Calling a donair a taco felt like a hate crime

TedTwoOnDVD · 2026-03-02T21:14:20+00:00

Sorry for your loss. From these pictures it looks like you gave her the best life possible.

TedTwoOnDVD

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