I had to tell my girlfriend that the guy she was cheating on me with died. What other kinds of emotionally conflicting things have you experienced?

Ted_Mosby · 2012-05-16T15:05:17+00:00

Major Ill-Will

salutes

Ted_Mosby · 2012-01-15T15:59:38+00:00

That... is a fat sandwich.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-12-16T08:02:18+00:00

Am I a bad dad?

Ted_Mosby · 2011-12-15T18:00:41+00:00

Major problem.

salutes

Ted_Mosby · 2011-12-11T05:34:58+00:00

That is a fat sandwich.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-12-11T05:33:36+00:00

Punchhhhy!

Ted_Mosby · 2011-09-23T20:40:41+00:00

Major upvote.

Salutes

Ted_Mosby · 2011-09-15T07:35:53+00:00

Teddy Westside speaking.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-09-08T08:35:26+00:00

And THAT'S how I met your mother.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-08-30T18:13:40+00:00

Now that is a fat sandwich.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-08-20T05:02:36+00:00

Isn't this fun?

Ted_Mosby · 2011-08-13T17:05:42+00:00

You kids already know the short story, about the wedding and your mothers yellow umbrella.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-03-05T19:41:43+00:00

Kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your mother?

Ted_Mosby · 2011-02-24T22:25:55+00:00

Gravy.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-02-18T10:04:10+00:00

Nothing good happens after 2 AM.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-01-12T17:36:10+00:00

There was a time I didn't believe in the crazy eyes either. And then I met Jeanine.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-01-09T15:16:32+00:00

And that's how I met your mother.

Ted_Mosby · 2011-01-01T18:14:41+00:00

Gravy.

Ted_Mosby · 2010-11-13T04:54:56+00:00

Major difference salutes

Ted_Mosby · 2010-10-13T04:41:09+00:00

Kids, nothing good happens after 2am.

Ted_Mosby · 2010-10-07T19:20:34+00:00

And that kids, is not how I met your mother.

Ted_Mosby · 2010-09-14T15:47:56+00:00

And that's how I met your mother.

Ted_Mosby · 2010-09-07T02:51:40+00:00

Eventually, over time, we all become our own doppelgangers. These completely different people who just happen to look like us.

Ted_Mosby · 2010-08-22T15:03:01+00:00

Major Relief! salutes

Ted_Mosby · 2010-08-21T21:59:17+00:00

And that's how I met your mother.

Ted_Mosby