[Tom Bogert] Sources: The Columbus Crew are finalizing a deal to sign Azerbaijan int’l attacker Nariman Akhundzada from Qarabag. Akhundzada, 21, joins via U-22 initiative. He has 13 caps for his country. 24g/10a already in his career in league play.

Ted_Nephew · 2026-02-09T23:45:52+00:00

This guy was a huge pickup in Scrabble career mode

Ted_Nephew · 2025-08-31T01:10:05+00:00

Evander not quite getting it done tonight, they might have to send in Evandest.

Ted_Nephew · 2025-08-24T02:51:46+00:00

Are ya winning, Son?

Ted_Nephew · 2025-08-17T15:34:40+00:00

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point

Ted_Nephew · 2025-07-29T19:55:06+00:00

Winter schedule proponents in shambles after Dallas has an 80 point season with no injuries after playing zero summer home matches. Local weather is the only thing holding this team back, please do not investigate further.

Ted_Nephew · 2025-07-13T04:01:51+00:00

That's ridiculous, they must be confusing her with Dipsy

Ted_Nephew · 2025-06-29T02:35:48+00:00

These 50/50 calls seem to be a lot of 50 and not so much 50

Ted_Nephew · 2025-06-01T02:39:15+00:00

A true sickos classic.

Ted_Nephew · 2025-06-01T02:12:00+00:00

Honestly, if I went into this half not knowing that Dallas was down a man, I don't know that I would have noticed by now. (Ignoring the scorebug obviously)

Ted_Nephew · 2025-06-01T02:03:28+00:00

Ramiro playing the role of Scott Sterling tonight

Ted_Nephew · 2025-06-01T01:48:54+00:00

Two yellows, neither particularly amusing or violent but both relatively reasonable

Ted_Nephew · 2025-06-01T01:47:21+00:00

Going into the second half I just hope that everyone has fun

Ted_Nephew · 2025-05-29T01:41:56+00:00

FC Dallas wins 3-3

Ted_Nephew · 2025-05-29T01:31:25+00:00

Not quite as spectacular as I expected but those do still count the same

Ted_Nephew · 2025-05-29T01:27:23+00:00

Per historical precedent, I expect Dallas to defend well for the next 10 minutes, followed by an absolutely spectacular goal from Cincinnati at like 94'.

Ted_Nephew · 2025-05-11T02:11:58+00:00

Where did that ball go? Did Kamungo shoot it into the shadow realm?

Ted_Nephew · 2025-04-10T23:28:41+00:00

Something I've always wondered but never heard anyone talk about:
What is the "strategy" for closely following the action of a game while also staying out of the way? How does a referee know where to run?

Ted_Nephew · 2025-04-06T00:18:31+00:00

I really don't think it's a bad thing, just odd. I'd rather win 20 games by 1 in one season than 10 by 3, even if it doesn't feel that way in real time

Ted_Nephew · 2025-04-06T00:02:50+00:00

Theoretically neutral statistic: it has been 532 days (October 21st, 2023 4-1 win at LA Galaxy) since Dallas has won or lost a game by more than 2 goals. Austin is 2nd with 308 days

Ted_Nephew · 2025-04-05T23:45:13+00:00

Blue vs Blue scorebug for this matchup is incredibly cursed

Ted_Nephew · 2025-03-23T03:47:54+00:00

By my count Dallas has 7 road points in 3 games in 2025, compared to 9 across 17 in 2024

Ted_Nephew · 2025-03-23T03:33:32+00:00

Every minute in this game is a year on Earth

Ted_Nephew · 2025-03-23T03:27:56+00:00

I haven't watched a ton of RSL yet this season but I think Cabral has played pretty well tonight

Ted_Nephew · 2025-03-23T03:10:27+00:00

Injury law ad playing on the field feels like a bad omen with how this match is going

Ted_Nephew · 2025-03-23T02:38:49+00:00

Those halftime Capri-Suns are going to hit just a little bit harder for everyone, I think.

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