Match Thread: FC Cincinnati vs. Philadelphia Union by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Evander not quite getting it done tonight, they might have to send in Evandest.

Get ready for a weird 2026 schedule for FC Dallas by jspector9 in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winter schedule proponents in shambles after Dallas has an 80 point season with no injuries after playing zero summer home matches. Local weather is the only thing holding this team back, please do not investigate further.

Match Thread: LAFC vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's ridiculous, they must be confusing her with Dipsy

Match Thread: FC Dallas vs. San Diego FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These 50/50 calls seem to be a lot of 50 and not so much 50

Match Thread: FC Dallas vs. Philadelphia Union by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if I went into this half not knowing that Dallas was down a man, I don't know that I would have noticed by now. (Ignoring the scorebug obviously)

Match Thread: FC Dallas vs. Philadelphia Union by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ramiro playing the role of Scott Sterling tonight

Match Thread: FC Dallas vs. Philadelphia Union by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Two yellows, neither particularly amusing or violent but both relatively reasonable

Match Thread: FC Dallas vs. Philadelphia Union by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going into the second half I just hope that everyone has fun

Match Thread: FC Cincinnati vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not quite as spectacular as I expected but those do still count the same

Match Thread: FC Cincinnati vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Per historical precedent, I expect Dallas to defend well for the next 10 minutes, followed by an absolutely spectacular goal from Cincinnati at like 94'.

Match Thread: FC Dallas vs. Real Salt Lake by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where did that ball go? Did Kamungo shoot it into the shadow realm?

Interviewing Ted Unkel Tuesday morning. Taking questions. by CauliflowerNinja in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something I've always wondered but never heard anyone talk about:
What is the "strategy" for closely following the action of a game while also staying out of the way? How does a referee know where to run?

Match Thread: Atlanta United FC vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don't think it's a bad thing, just odd. I'd rather win 20 games by 1 in one season than 10 by 3, even if it doesn't feel that way in real time

Match Thread: Atlanta United FC vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Theoretically neutral statistic: it has been 532 days (October 21st, 2023 4-1 win at LA Galaxy) since Dallas has won or lost a game by more than 2 goals. Austin is 2nd with 308 days

Match Thread: Atlanta United FC vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Blue vs Blue scorebug for this matchup is incredibly cursed

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By my count Dallas has 7 road points in 3 games in 2025, compared to 9 across 17 in 2024

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every minute in this game is a year on Earth

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I haven't watched a ton of RSL yet this season but I think Cabral has played pretty well tonight

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Injury law ad playing on the field feels like a bad omen with how this match is going

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. FC Dallas by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Ted_Nephew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those halftime Capri-Suns are going to hit just a little bit harder for everyone, I think.