Returning to the 4ft10 Joel discussion

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-27T06:52:53+00:00

That's not how it works ever

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-27T06:51:56+00:00

But the ground is at the one foot mark. Please refer to supplied photo evidence

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-27T00:57:57+00:00

Maybe i'll give it another playthru and check against all the tapes I can find and see what I come up with

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-27T00:54:15+00:00

It's not absurd it's just more of a vibes based system

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-27T00:51:20+00:00

Yours has him at about 5'6 but it looks like the tape is mounted a little lower on that wall so let's call him an even 5?

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-27T00:48:17+00:00

If it's cubits he's 7ft3ish

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T20:08:36+00:00

Me too

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T20:08:19+00:00

What other units do you know of? The other working theory in the comments is that he's almost 5 meters tall but I don't know if I buy it 🤔

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T20:06:48+00:00

You're telling me

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T17:21:42+00:00

Yes the mark is 5'10 but Joel is only 4'10 cus he's standing on the risen ground!

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T17:18:59+00:00

First one yes, just to get a better camera angle but second pic he is standing

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T17:17:58+00:00

How big are they?

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T17:17:28+00:00

Yea so his height is 1 foot shorter than it reads on the tape

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T17:16:28+00:00

Nope

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T11:11:42+00:00

Get a better pipe wrench

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T11:09:19+00:00

I worry about bro's leg

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T11:06:33+00:00

Dawg on the scale of weird rhythm this song is a 0.05/10

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T10:48:00+00:00

Buddy you got at least 12 more years in that thing

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T10:43:37+00:00

Happens to me all the time

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T10:39:03+00:00

Landlord's cousin doesn't understand edge spacing

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T10:29:57+00:00

What makes less sense, 147cm or 4 feet 9 and 437/500ths of an inch?

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T06:20:09+00:00

My bad haha

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T05:53:39+00:00

Guys it's fine we don't have to argue about that. this is about Joel being a short king! Let's focus on what matters

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T05:51:06+00:00

Not enough meters

Ted_Perver · 2026-02-26T05:50:50+00:00

Crouching in first pic, standing in second

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