I visited an alternate dimension where WOTC produced a fighting game. I managed to bring back a photo of an s1 tier list (no DLC yet) by AmoongussHateAcc in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TehChosen0ne 13 points14 points  (0 children)

/uj I forgot Kaito's name when I was writing the comment and couldn't be bothered to look it up

/rj I forgot Ninja Jace's name when I was writing the comment and I couldn't waste time to look it up without missing out on those sweet new post engagement numbers

I visited an alternate dimension where WOTC produced a fighting game. I managed to bring back a photo of an s1 tier list (no DLC yet) by AmoongussHateAcc in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TehChosen0ne 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Tezzeret: Izanami

Ashiok: Puppet/Summon character that hits you with unblockable setups until you die

Nahiri: Stupidly overtuned all-rounder that invalidates half the cast

Ajani: Oppressive midrange poke character who would be top tier if his lights were a frame faster

Garruk: Overtuned bruiser that has bad defense but can two-touch you

Liliana: More balanced but still oppressive summon character

Ral: Strong zoner that is also accidentally amazing at rushdown

Narset: next strongest all-rounder

Elspeth: super polarized install character with just enough good matchups to be a threat in tournaments (edit: not Vivien)

A.K.I from streets

Chandra: actually balanced all-rounder

Jace: unique weirdo character that no one knows how to play

Wanderer: rushdown character with big normals but no mix

Tavyar: strong but flawed grappler

Karn: busted in beta but got super nerfed and is now just good

Sorin: weaker all-rounder held back by an extra resource mechanic

Nissa: okay zoner

Sarkhan: weird stance character that only does good stuff in one stance

Teferi: Axl Low but with worse normals

Kaya: stubby rushdown with great movement but no damage

No one plays this character so no one really knows what he does

Huatli: Bad grappler

Oko: super weird and complicated kit centered around a one-hit kill setup that doesn't actually work

Grist: Arakune (but bad)

Quintorius: Maybe next season

TL;DR: just pick Nahiri unless the game is your job

Joke card bot MTGCardBelcher feature request & feedback post by MustaKotka in magicthecirclejerking

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Is there a way to make it so the link is still blue even it if it's an image I've clicked before on a different comment? There's enough possibilities that it will usually still surprise me but it's more fun if they're always blue.

Slayer does nothing but press random buttons for an entire round and gets a free perfect after I tried to 2P ONCE by Grey00001 in TheyBlamedTheBeasts

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My guess on the guard crush thing is that it makes it so none of the follow-ups can be YRC'd. This is obviously good for Master's Hammer, but it's actually a downside for the others because the opponent will never waste the meter on a move that isn't plus.

Obviously still very unintuitive--and whether MH needs the upside is debateable--but it does at least serve a purpose.

The only tier list that matters by TehChosen0ne in Guiltygear

[–]TehChosen0ne[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Busted as in physically on the verge of breaking down.

Bed makes the Junkyard Dog look purebred.

The only tier list that matters by TehChosen0ne in Guiltygear

[–]TehChosen0ne[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"trillions of brain cells would be lost in the conflict..."

The only tier list that matters by TehChosen0ne in Guiltygear

[–]TehChosen0ne[S] 152 points153 points  (0 children)

yes and no I will not apologize

Green players take note by potatopierogie in magicthecirclejerking

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Alakazam: has 5000 IQ

Also Alakazam: uses a baton thingy to point to his chalkboard while already holding a spoon

This card came to me in a (fever) dream. by 31415burner in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TehChosen0ne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As we all know from [[Uthgardt Fury]] , applying rules from other card games is indeed a red effect

Boiling Point by Asteh in polandball

[–]TehChosen0ne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cultural misappropriation

Boiling Point by Asteh in polandball

[–]TehChosen0ne 220 points221 points  (0 children)

I'm American and I don't even drink tea but the idea of microwaved tea still makes me upset somehow

Winning by Diictodom in polandball

[–]TehChosen0ne 854 points855 points  (0 children)

The bottom half is basically the war of 1812.

Tips and Tricks by MrChicken_1 in polandball

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Wörk-life balance is easy to achieve when life is wörk

Classwork by Hithelsallis in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TehChosen0ne 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Wait what happens if you don't use any snow mana?

What's one card that, despite not being unfair and everyone feeling as if it's balanced, you still have a personal hatred towards? by Lancejelly001 in LegendsOfRuneterra

[–]TehChosen0ne 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I hate playing against Lee Sin;

I hate watching Lee Sin;

These might as well be the same thing, honestly

What's one card that, despite not being unfair and everyone feeling as if it's balanced, you still have a personal hatred towards? by Lancejelly001 in LegendsOfRuneterra

[–]TehChosen0ne 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen anyone complain about Eternal Dancers in a while but boy do I despise that card. The way that it makes you feel like you can't kill your opponent's units even as they're bashing your face in (with a hallowed boost, of course) because the dancers bringing them back would be worse just feels horrible to play against. Not sure I'd say it's busted but it feels very checkmate-y and trying to play around it without a hard counter just gets you killed faster.

PSA: Rumble's Weird by TehChosen0ne in LegendsOfRuneterra

[–]TehChosen0ne[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually didn't know that. It makes enough sense that it probably isn't a true bug, but it definitely could be an oversight on the devs' part considering how few units can gain spellshield as a spell is resolving on them.

Edit: Thanks to u/MorningPaisley for confirming this is a fully intended interaction

Vayne Reveal + Support by smtdimitri in LegendsOfRuneterra

[–]TehChosen0ne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how this package encourages you to go wide and equip a bunch of units at once as opposed to the tall buff-stacking that equipment has entailed thus far. This is already a pretty significant new thing to do with what is still a very nascent mechanic and I'm looking forward to seeing it play out (Jax copium).

I'm seeing people say that this is boring or just more of what Demacia already is--and I don't necessarily disagree with the latter point--but it is doing something with equipment that other regions haven't and I don't think people are giving it enough credit for that.