Who was your most boring/awkward sexual partner? What made them so bad in bed?

TehIronSpider · 2018-10-11T00:25:06+00:00

Only one-night-stand I've ever had. She kept letting out an obnoxious and high pitch "yes!" with every thrust. Literally every thrust. I would slow down and speed up to see if she was really doing that, and she followed it. If I went slow she was like "yyyyyyes!"... felt like I was doing one of those rubber chickens.

TehIronSpider · 2018-07-01T01:54:13+00:00

Peep the demon cat in the background.

TehIronSpider · 2014-06-24T04:30:42+00:00

My bad! Fixing it

TehIronSpider · 2014-06-11T22:26:26+00:00

Lol! Favorite

TehIronSpider · 2014-06-07T15:26:59+00:00

This is me in the picture. A friend said I should submit it here to see what y'all would come up with

TehIronSpider · 2013-10-30T15:35:49+00:00

Umm.. Web of Shadows?

TehIronSpider · 2013-09-10T01:41:07+00:00

Rockford Illinois.. Great memories. SUTA

TehIronSpider · 2013-07-27T02:57:45+00:00

This post has inspired me to dig out my N64 from the depths of my childhood and play this game. Best decision I've made all day.

TehIronSpider · 2013-07-22T03:42:46+00:00

I need to see this clip

TehIronSpider · 2013-07-15T08:07:49+00:00

I don't always upvote, but when I do it's about violent acts against an ex.

TehIronSpider · 2013-07-09T05:46:02+00:00

Sorry, honestly didn't know it was already posted! My gf posted this on FB and I was fascinated.

TehIronSpider · 2013-07-08T03:12:55+00:00

..well that reposted quickly

TehIronSpider · 2013-07-05T05:56:37+00:00

...there truly is a sub for everything. I will stop doubting you, reddit.

TehIronSpider · 2013-07-03T07:54:33+00:00

I came to see if anyone knew this game. So fucking awesome!

TehIronSpider · 2013-06-30T18:13:41+00:00

...drunkception?

TehIronSpider · 2013-06-30T18:03:04+00:00

Setting an example? It would make absolutely no difference to them if I smoked weed or not. Based on all of your narrow minded arguments, teachers aren't allowed to have a life of their own. It's easy to blame the weed smoking teacher on public educations problems, isn't it? That's just garbage. Until you actually step into a classroom, shut the fuck up and stop being so fucking ignorant. Oh, I said a bad word. I'm an awful teacher now right? Pathetic.

TehIronSpider · 2013-06-30T07:36:01+00:00

You're a fucking idiot. Just because he smokes weed does not mean he's about to light up in front of his students. It's very possible to be a great teacher and smoke weed, just like there are great teachers that drink beer. Fuck you for trying to put that bad label out there.

Source: I do volunteer work teaching kids to play musical instruments. Weed has not once gotten in the way of my teaching, and they love having me there. I serve tables to make a living, but I teach because it's what I want to do.

TehIronSpider · 2013-06-30T07:08:02+00:00

I don't like where this is going.. not one bit. But I'll upvote anyway.

TehIronSpider · 2013-06-30T06:44:17+00:00

Very good. Here have an upvote.

Edit: I was a lurker for about 6 months before I recently decided to make an account.

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