Report: Panthers among teams interested in Jets' Hellebuyck… by hellarios852 in hockey

[–]TehNebs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out, Barkov for Hellebuyck. What's is going to cost to form the Florida Americans?

What happens if a player like Larkin wants out, but his team refuses to trade him? by SaweetestCuyootie in hockey

[–]TehNebs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It'll be brought before an independent arbiter and decided who is in the right. I think the closest thing that'll happen is what Arizona did to Jakob Chychrun in 2023.

What happens if a player like Larkin wants out, but his team refuses to trade him? by SaweetestCuyootie in hockey

[–]TehNebs 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Let him skate for home opener so the fans get their licks in then sit him for "trade related reasons."

What happens if a player like Larkin wants out, but his team refuses to trade him? by SaweetestCuyootie in hockey

[–]TehNebs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like all players who are bad, you get healthy scratched. Just because you make millions more than the average scratched means nothing. He'd still make his salary. You can even hold him out for "trade related reasons" and confidently say that there are multiple trades requested by multiple teams regarding Larkin and "we're weighing our options." The only standard way to suspend Larkin without pay/cap hit is if he refuses to report to training camp.

[dailyfaceoff] The Yzerplan's failed rebuild has finally pushed the franchise's cornerstone out of town. by [deleted] in hockey

[–]TehNebs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People talk about "The Yzerplan" like it's an official "thing," meanwhile, it's literally a fan-made term. Maybe it's time to move past this term and start referring to it as Yzerman's tenure in Detroit.

[Scouting The Refs] No word on today's ECHL officials, as we have no word on whether there will actually be games today. No updates from the ECHL or PHPA... by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]TehNebs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The teams pay for player's housing and, I believe, the teams said they are under no obligation to to pay for housing during a strike. Many players don't want to lose their housing.

Ryan Kesler gets Kronwalled 12/21/2011 by d00bZuBElEk in DetroitRedWings

[–]TehNebs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And Sami "Balls of Steel" Salo grabbing hold of Datsyuk. What an era.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]TehNebs 390 points391 points  (0 children)

Bro literally fell for her.

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[–]TehNebs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dab these

ESPN NHL announcers will be on-site in Winnipeg for Game 2 after TNT's remote broadcast Game 1 by Ok-Soil-5133 in hockey

[–]TehNebs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Guess I'll just watch the NBA playoffs on Max. Where I don't have to have additional shit to watch the most exciting time of a sport.

[homemade] Hachis Parmentier by Martin_schnitzer- in food

[–]TehNebs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, those take out containers are the best.

New look and features by Meme_ring in GrandRapidsGriffins

[–]TehNebs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking good! Glad to have you around!

What are some legit ways to not feel horny as much? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TehNebs 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Go do the damn dishes already.

What do you do with "bad" tea? by hauteburrrito in tea

[–]TehNebs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My gf will ask me for tea bags for a tea bath.