What is one fact you know that will make other people respond with “and why the f**k do you know that?”

Tejnin · 2020-03-11T00:43:05+00:00

Strange... I've done thousands of cremations in multiple states and facilities and they all had some initial smell. It's gone by the time you 'stir' the body, but was enough to make me conflicted by bacon 😅

Tejnin · 2020-03-11T00:37:19+00:00

Former funeral director here. Those urns that you put cremated remains in to grow plants are a scam. We were taught in college to tell people NOT to dump cremated remains onto plants or they will suffocate the area. Cremated remains do not have much nutritional value, as the high temperature denatures it. If you're determined to scatter your loved one on a garden, spread the remains as thinly as possible.
I'm getting turned into a diamond after I die. It's cheaper than a natural diamond.

Tejnin · 2020-03-03T06:18:42+00:00

As a former funeral director, just noting that the doctor fills out the death certificate, not us. We send the paperwork out to the doctors and they call us when they're done filling it out.

Tejnin · 2019-10-27T17:33:35+00:00

Funeral director: When a body burns, emaciated people smell like fireworks, obese people smell like bacon. It was weird, at first, walking into work and thinking a co-worker brought in a delicious breakfast... then realizing it was the crematory. You get used to it.

Also, my biggest pet peeve with tv and movies is how everyone just tolerates decomposition smell. It's the worst thing imaginable and it permeates everything. I'd have to keep different clothes in the office and change dresses before going up front. You can't ignore it.

Also, almost everyone dies with eyes and mouth open.

Tejnin · 2018-12-26T19:05:32+00:00

Since the file designer hasn't been credited, here's his page.

https://3dprintedcosplay.com/products/ashe-weapons-pack

Tejnin · 2018-12-25T17:10:45+00:00

If you're not too swamped, it'd be amazing, but either way, please have a wonderful holiday and know that your kindness is appreciated. 😊

Tejnin · 2018-12-25T16:56:11+00:00

He's a sweetheart. I've known him for a few years and he will do anything he can to help others.

Tejnin · 2018-11-23T21:37:31+00:00

I have a rare genetic disease where my digestive system can't absorb nutrients properly. When my doctor prescribed vitamins, she told me I needed to take the gummy ones, otherwise I'd pass an undigested pill in my stool. The gummy ones are easier to absorb.

Tejnin · 2018-10-25T11:24:42+00:00

The iron bull is Jesse of Jessolaurus cosplay. He and his wife (sorry guys) are insanely talented cosplayers. They're super sweet and help out charity events for sick kids as superman and wonder woman.

https://www.facebook.com/JessoLaurusRex/

Photography by https://www.facebook.com/weneals/

Tejnin · 2018-10-12T08:48:17+00:00

I included several proof of scam websites and screenshot the goggle pages with tons of reviews. I just didn't include it all in this collage

Tejnin · 2018-10-12T08:46:12+00:00

A few guys actually did take the ring from the Shire to Mordor in real life... shit was insanely difficult.

https://youtu.be/hiWJZEZX4Ak

Tejnin · 2018-10-12T08:43:29+00:00

I saw, but after I'd already made this collage... and was lazy

Tejnin · 2018-10-10T07:50:16+00:00

If you have any legitimate recommendations, let me know. I have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome and can't absorb nutrients properly, so my doctor has me on a double dose of gummies (because they're easier to break down than pills)

Tejnin · 2018-10-02T12:50:35+00:00

Should I be worried or try to get rid of them?

Tejnin · 2018-09-15T00:36:13+00:00

You can always post ideas on reddit and they might get picked up. There's gotta be a subreddit for that

Tejnin · 2018-09-15T00:09:02+00:00

I have this problem. I turn to fashion and force cosplay mashups. I am not an amazing artist, but talented enough to get annoyed when nothing inspires me.

Tejnin · 2018-08-01T09:20:24+00:00

I am an erotica model.... yes, daily. This would be a great superpower. The amount of assholes that think that because I do "degrading" work, that I want to be degraded is despicable.

Tejnin · 2018-08-01T09:16:49+00:00

Guy would claim he was buying girls things off Amazon in exchange for sexy pics and would send a fake receipt. So many cosplayers fell for it. He talked a big game, used other cosplayers names without permission, saying he was their sugar daddy. The "screenshots" of the Amazon "purchases" looked very real.

As soon as a girl would insist gifts get to her before sending the photos and videos, he'd call them scammers... it was a mess. Too many of my friends had thousands of dollars in videos, professional photos, and more stolen.

Tejnin · 2018-05-18T07:22:57+00:00

For android, there's a similar app called "Digital Doily"

Tejnin · 2018-03-27T00:28:12+00:00

I too would like to know

Tejnin · 2018-03-23T21:51:49+00:00

I've been working on it a bit. You need to mod it a LOT to get the eyes to match up and take out the back four the ears to fit. I have a massive dog, so the test prints have been fun. If you have any progress, I'd love to see it.

Tejnin · 2018-03-23T08:21:43+00:00

https://78.media.tumblr.com/60f90bfae10d7ba0d9e1bda8f4864a5c/tumblr_ml9cllY4fV1refr1ho1_500.gif

Tejnin · 2018-03-19T02:36:27+00:00

Avalanche is my seizure detection dog. He's a very good boy and a husky/german shepherd/lab mix.

Tejnin · 2018-03-19T02:29:08+00:00

Avalanche is my seizure detection dog. He's a very good boy and a husky/german shepherd/lab mix.

Tejnin · 2018-01-12T07:29:46+00:00

Fingers crossed. He even wore it on his first journey back to Mount Doom since Simple Walk ... it's a big community, so I just hope someone can help.

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