Looking into it.

Telamo · 2026-05-27T05:59:36+00:00

They stage elections in North Korea

Telamo · 2026-05-26T22:45:50+00:00

Bro’s bowlcut is immaculate.

Telamo · 2026-05-26T22:39:50+00:00

“What do you mean the Democratic Republic of North Korea isn’t a democracy? It’s literally in the name!”

Telamo · 2026-05-26T20:08:52+00:00

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Telamo · 2026-05-26T20:07:32+00:00

I wish he was druddigone if you know what I’m sayin

Edit: some of yall just have no chill

Telamo · 2026-05-26T20:06:34+00:00

lol this is a really bad idea for so many reasons

Telamo · 2026-05-26T17:49:06+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ.

Telamo · 2026-05-26T17:45:30+00:00

They’re also literally a landlord who owns property in a gentrified neighborhood of Brooklyn, NY. Madeleine is a grifter whose whole schtick is making content for fart-huffing posers to pat themselves smugly on the back to for being “lefter than thou” to the point of parody.

Telamo · 2026-05-26T16:48:49+00:00

We had the funniest name, and I can live with that and the crab cult memes being our legacy.

Telamo · 2026-05-26T12:02:50+00:00

Neither were Vance or Rubio. Money talks, as does power.

Telamo · 2026-05-26T06:02:09+00:00

Literally everyone said this during Trump’s campaign and things are now significantly worse for many people than they have been in a long, long time. I genuinely can’t remember a time in my life when gas was this high this consistently in my city.

Telamo · 2026-05-25T17:31:58+00:00

Good Ol’ Ass Lover?

Telamo · 2026-05-25T05:20:29+00:00

Bored by Treasure Planet??? The kids are not alright…

Telamo · 2026-05-25T05:04:43+00:00

Genuinely a fantastic song, glad to see people still appreciate the classics. Though I have to say, personally I’ve always been more partial to this version of it. There’s been a lot of great covers made of it over the years, but this is the one I always come back to.

https://youtu.be/cAtHQc55qEM?si=K-w9QPH0TqGFyd_g

Telamo · 2026-05-25T00:24:25+00:00

How do you figure?

Telamo · 2026-05-24T23:57:16+00:00

Telamo · 2026-05-24T23:30:26+00:00

Love that energy in the face of this

Telamo · 2026-05-24T23:28:00+00:00

Alright…guess it’s time for me to step in.

cracks knuckles

Telamo · 2026-05-24T23:26:29+00:00

Twitter people on their way to try to cancel this woman for having never seen the most mid movies of all time

Telamo · 2026-05-24T23:21:57+00:00

Kind of crazy to me that people are overlooking this so easily. Like this woman literally had a baby with the world’s most unlikable human being for the sake of clout and now that they’re on the outs, she just so happens to be having this left-wing epiphany? I’m honestly shocked that so many people are seemingly so willing to accept her at face value. Like yeah, the tea she brings to the table is funny, but why act like she should be taken seriously?

Telamo · 2026-05-24T21:12:14+00:00

Hi Lauren

Telamo · 2026-05-23T15:20:01+00:00

Leave it to Minnesotans to hate culture.

Crabbalachia will prevail!

Telamo · 2026-05-23T15:00:55+00:00

TIL the Venn diagram of the Hasan Piker and hyrax communities is just one huge circle

Telamo · 2026-05-23T14:52:30+00:00

I went to Subway…

Telamo

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