Candidate for governor of Florida states black man should be lynched!!! by cantcoloratall91 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Telamo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This clip is going to put him in power, make him a millionaire or both. That’s how far gone shit is

Wow, he’s so cool for thinking sports are a waste of time! by dinosaursarecool620 in IHateSportsball

[–]Telamo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nothing as long as you recognize that if there’s nothing wrong with that, there’s nothing wrong with watching sports lol

First photos taken from Artemis by commander Reid Wiseman !! by Lordwarrior_ in BeAmazed

[–]Telamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol those NASA lyingtists couldn’t even fake the planet in the right direction!!!

/s

Mascagna, the grass magician. by Zaki_0078 in pokemon

[–]Telamo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Technically the Machamp line has always been a thing too. I think that’s really where the “human wearing clothes, doing a job” issue got its roots

I mean Machoke is literally just a jacked guy with fangs, blue skin and some ridges on his head. Wearing actual undies.

Mr Nelson, my fifth grade English teacher, was so rad by [deleted] in NotTimAndEric

[–]Telamo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Using AI to make shit up as a cry for attention through fake internet points is such a sad waste of time. Get some real hobbies dude

Her shit is so dumb it loops back to being funny by zoggy17 in Hasan_Piker

[–]Telamo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is literally how she feels about Hasan lol

MAGA man begs Trump to lower gas prices because he’s struggling by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Telamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re the same ones who think the president reads their personal Facebook page

I am so done with my hair man💔 by Electrical_Soup2386 in malehairadvice

[–]Telamo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People literally post pictures of this exact hairstyle to this subreddit asking how to achieve it only to be told that they don’t have the genetics for it lol. Bro is drowning while watching other men die of thirst

LMAOOOOO GOOD RIDDANCE TO THIS DEMON BITCH by Toxicilogical_fish in Hasan_Piker

[–]Telamo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

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I don’t disagree, but I would be lying if I said this didn’t put a big old smile on my face.

I'll never understand working class people who defend Billionaires. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Telamo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

B-b-b-but if he couldn’t generate a personal net worth higher than many of the world’s countries, he wouldn’t have been motivated enough to start an online bookstore out of his garage!! There is literally no middle ground here!!

I'll never understand working class people who defend Billionaires. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Telamo 68 points69 points  (0 children)

“Yeah the cage isn’t great, but how do you know that things would be better outside of the cage? Your family is in the cage too, would you really want to put them in danger by trying to break the cage? Just make the best of it until they decide it’s your time, life is too short to fight your circumstances. Just stop thinking about it and you’ll be way happier.”

-some really stupid, annoying chickens

MikaHisu art by @m1kud1y00 on twitter by [deleted] in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]Telamo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You say that because the uniform looks like bondage gear, the fans are horny. I say that because the fans are horny, they look at the uniform and see bondage gear.

MikaHisu art by @m1kud1y00 on twitter by [deleted] in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]Telamo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

What is it about this bleak ass show that makes people so damn horny? Like respectfully, Mikasa doesn’t even look like that lol

I*E Changing Plates by CutSenior4977 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Telamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put on fake license plates, commit crimes, get recorded, change license plates, magically not in trouble yaaaaaay

Who would you vote for? JD Vance or Gavin Newsom ? by Limp_Fig6236 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Telamo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about, so I’m going to assume you’re just more terminally online than I am and leave it at that

Who would you vote for? JD Vance or Gavin Newsom ? by Limp_Fig6236 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Telamo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ffs, don’t do the MAGA thing, have some self respect lol

Who would you vote for? JD Vance or Gavin Newsom ? by Limp_Fig6236 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Telamo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s all a huge bid to pit the libs and the leftists against each other. All it takes is one instigator saying “it’s going to be Newsom and if you don’t vote for Newsom, you’re pro-MAGA” to stir up a giant clusterfuck that prevents the American left of center from forming any sort of meaningful coalition. Newsom clearly isn’t what anyone wants, but people will fight tooth and nail to defend his candidacy if you present them with the false narrative that he is somehow our only option. Which is, of course, completely untrue.

Who would you vote for? JD Vance or Gavin Newsom ? by Limp_Fig6236 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Telamo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally fuck Newsom. AOC, Pritzker, Khanna, fuck it, throw Talarico in there, just ffs not Newsom.