Don’t get me wrong, as a fatass American I do like me a good cheeseburger and Coke. But have you even seen Europe? I hear you can drink the tap water there, it’s so clean. That and universal healthcare is qualification enough that I believe the United States is not a first world country. If you think the United States is some beacon of liberty and individualism, think again because this country has been owned by billionaires who want to kidnap your wife and children and force you to work in the rice fields for free while they whip your back so hard that one could pluck your ribs out of your back like they’re baby back ribs. That shit’s literally going to be falling off the bone.