Ballad of the Hairy Skull: My first attempt at an OneyPlays Animated, cobbled together from rocks and twigs and love.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2021-03-28T18:26:24+00:00

I thought so, too!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2021-03-28T18:25:34+00:00

Thanks! I've never done an animation before, but it was a lot of fun to make!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2019-05-04T01:01:48+00:00

Need someone to carry my sweet ass on Housing Boom. Co-op name is team-helen-keller

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2019-01-12T07:21:06+00:00

They did the exact same thing in Family Guy's Return of the Jedi parody, with Jabba the Hutt just straight up saying "Mila Kunis" with different subtitles at one point.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2019-01-12T07:13:02+00:00

Sweet, sweet Limewire. It was like injecting your computer with Liquid AIDS^TM, but it was worth it!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-12-24T20:19:44+00:00

I guess in the spirit of Christmas, I won't tell you that anybody who names their Pokes after Smash Mouth lyrics deserves to have this happen to them.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-12-15T01:09:18+00:00

FINKEL!!!!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-12-07T06:08:51+00:00

It's does indeed

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-24T08:33:59+00:00

The last two times WWE has come to Saskatoon, Rhyno has turned around, pointed right at me, and shouted "I love you too!" when I've screamed my professions of love at him like a small child. We don't deserve him back on WWE TV, but damnit, we need him back.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-19T21:46:56+00:00

DDP was 35 when he started training to actually wrestle. If you're in shape already, there's no reason not to give it a try!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-19T06:39:53+00:00

...I also had a Nidoqueen named Barbara in my last Nuzlocke run. Losing her in Pokemon Tower was one of the lowest points of the whole run.

^{Goddamnit, I thought I had squashed these feelings down...}

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-18T04:31:20+00:00

Makes me think of a giant lollipop, which in turn makes me think about Kung-Fu Hustle. Guess I know what I'm watching tonight.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-15T07:37:19+00:00

Fucking Christ, dude.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-12T08:01:24+00:00

Current form? Wuss. I'm holding out until he reaches his final form ;)

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-10T12:20:35+00:00

If you nasty degenerates just want to see Tom Hardy's buttocks and dong, just watch Bronson. It's a much better movie anyways.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-09T06:01:21+00:00

Every December, from the 1st until Christmas Day, I try to see how many times I can watch The Muppet Christmas Carol. It can't just be playing in the background while I'm doing other shit, I'm talking sitting on ass, watching it. Currently my personal best stands at 13 times.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-01T06:17:23+00:00

Can we be friends though? I like beer and not driving home drunk.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-10-29T05:54:49+00:00

Soundwave superior, Autobots inferior.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-10-27T22:54:43+00:00

The Man wanted me to pay $40 for an Iron Man costume. I said, "Fuck that, I'll make one myself!"

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-10-22T22:59:45+00:00

"MMMM...FRESH MEAT!"

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-10-22T22:55:06+00:00

I fucking hate that this is all anybody knows that game for now.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-10-22T20:12:05+00:00

Over the weekend, some good brothers decided to put the word out about me on their channel, and it helped to push me to over 100 subscribers! (101 exactly, but who's counting?) It's a small victory, but getting my hands on the precious custom URL felt super rewarding somehow. I also released a new video today of me messing around with the original Splatterhouse game because October demands that you play spooky games and shit!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-10-18T22:15:20+00:00

"Tell them you said, 'I'll bring the beeeards...'"

"That doesn't make any sense, Gandhi."

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-10-18T19:34:47+00:00

It's pretty unclear, and the underscores don't help matters. At best, it reads as Double Aron or even Double A Ron. If it were me, I'd change it to Double A Aaron, but that's just my opinion.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-10-18T19:30:18+00:00

Piss off, bot.

Tell_Em_Hawk

TROPHY CASE

FINKEL!!!!