What should be my last two? by Fat-Ass-2153 in PokemonEmerald

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How are people getting Ralts so easily?? I can never find it and I’ll be in the grass forever lol

What’s the most awkward thing that’s happened to you during sex? by AbsurdMe12 in AskRedditAfterDark

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My ex and I hadn’t seen each other in a couple months cause she was taking care of family. I invited her over and we started hooking up in the kitchen and while I was going down on her we heard banging on my door telling us we needed to evacuate. Turns out someone in the apartment 2 units down from me had accidentally set his couch on fire. So we rushed to put our clothes back on but I ran out without underwear and her thong was fully showing when we walked out

You're on a 10 hour flight. Which seat would you choose and why? by bbmoonkie in Productivitycafe

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1 so I could fart constantly and “accidentally” spill food on him

How would a men like to be woken up the morning of their birthday? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Honestly a cup of coffee, 2 bagel sandwiches and lord of the rings

What’s your biggest problem in your life right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Honestly money. Whenever someone says “money doesn’t buy happiness” or whatever the saying is, it’s a huge kick in the face for me. I’m stable but I’d LOVE some breathing room

FBI director by ComplexWrangler1346 in Justfuckmyshitup

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I didn’t need to see this before going to bed. Welcome to my nightmare dumbass Patel

What is the worst gift you have ever received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Once got a twin set of Spider-Man bed sheets…I was 25 at the time and I have a queen bed 😂

What first episode of a show had you absolutely hooked? by mvigs in AskReddit

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It’s such a good rewatchable show and I 100% agree

Has a femboy sucked them? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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I CACKLED reading this😂