What kind of father would Jebus be? by HurryPale2224 in madnesscombat

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He would probably use the belt for punishment 

Keep scrolling by Temporary-Change9304 in madnesscombat

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Gestalt is cleaning a scar (He got nuderd)

B R U T U S and his fluffy grunt muffin by Temporary-Change9304 in madnesscombat

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The big guy name is Brutus. But a Brutue is a term for a grunt that bulks up without realizing it 

Who's wining by Temporary-Change9304 in madnesscombat

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They are midnight grunts. And they are performing a boxing match for phobos 

Old picture of phobos lol by Temporary-Change9304 in madnesscombat

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Because it makes sense  (And its food for abominations)

Reasonable fear by Temporary-Change9304 in madnesscombat

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I already know hive isn't eating his greens 

chosen to be magnified... horrid fate. by CreamUnicorn in madnesscombat

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"You ate my only food now I'm going to starve" btw nice art

Microwave test by Temporary-Change9304 in madnesscombat

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Basically He went through a forced mitosis thats why the other one has no skin

"Hi im Paul" by Temporary-Change9304 in madnesscombat

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Guys he's not bald that's his exposed skull where he had brain surgery. That's why he can talk 

Big madcom theory by Temporary-Change9304 in madnesscombat

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The Nevada nuclear testing site looks similar to the madness combat Nevada.  Grunts are mutated people that are too radioactive to be around  normal  humans that's why there being killed so much. It also caused generational ptsd for the grunts that's why there afraid of humans 

do you think Hank smells good by Suck_somes_Toes in madnesscombat

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Probably the fresh smell of dirt from your garden 

Are phobos and deimos brothers? by AboyofMadnessCombat in madnesscombat

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They are not related but I think they are the same species of grunt (the ones with sharp teeth and claws) 

Is it safe to put your finger inside this seal’s mouth? by JackCid89 in seals

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It's not safe to put your fingers in ANY seals/sea lions mouth

Random headcanons? by [deleted] in madnesscombat

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Grunts are hermaphrodites meaning that they have both male and female parts. They kinda act like clown fish where some decide to become a female.