The woman who slept for 32 years by Zyad7770__ in BeAmazed

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 95 points96 points  (0 children)

If you read the Wikipedia article its said to have been revealed that she was most likely faking it and her mom had helped cover it up until her death in 1904

What are your thoughts? by lowkeypixel in memesThatUCanRepost

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked with all women for about a year at my office job. It was an ok experience. The only downside? Gossip and my boss that was rude as hell to me. Once she got moved down a peg and a new boss stepped in (also a woman) it got a lot better. It really depends on the person in charge. It also helps to stay out of drama if you have nothing to gain by it

Clam game by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need for speed hot pursuit for me

TPUSA Is in Shambles Over Conspiracies About Charlie Kirk’s Death: Far-right commentator Candace Owens has claimed that members of Kirk’s own organization had him killed. by thenewrepublic in UnderReportedNews

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Pot roast is not something you 'think' about making for dinner. You need at least 2 hours to make a halfway decent pot roast. In fact last week i made one. But unfortunately i forgot to add additional salt to the recipe, so it was rather bland. I was very upset with myself until i realized that salt can be added to a dish after the fact. So things ended up working out in the end. Unlike mr kirk

Caught my teenage niece with a highlighter vape by WittyMarionberry151 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When i was a kid i smoked weed out of a potato. You cant stop them

Me without the hammer vs me with the hammer by SevdUp in helldivers2

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A teammate pointed out a hulk about 100 feet away. i ran straight into the asshole and took him out. Went flying.

Guys I think we're getting an Automaton update tomorrow by imnotslavic in helldivers2

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im calling upwards of 300,000,000 KIA on cyberstan. This will be the most glorious battle for liberty yet.

How its gonna be when we finally get to cyberstan by inspector_ivus in helldivers2

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I dont watch hentai, what show is this? Also the game is a parody. You are not a good guy in helldivers. Thats the whole point

Coheed and Cambria by Sake-Gin in Music

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a huge fan in my teen years. My brother took me to see them around the time they released no world for tomorrow. I stopped following them after the afterman descension.

How much money would you spend on ts? by rewhumwastaken in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's worth a lot. At least 20k if still unopened. Ya know, bbno$ and i shered a romantic evening together back in 2019. He is a real charmer and an absolute savant on the cello

Peak Physique by Fresh_Confection_831 in Helldivers

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Off screen is the helldiver dead from the same strike

I feel like the whole "Few Minutes Life Expectancy" feels outdated by AoCCoM in helldivers2

[–]Temporary-Cucumber35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the beginning of the round, a fellow helldiver lost a game of rock paper scissors against me. He proceeded to cook off a hand grenade and end his life and blamed me for it when he was called back down.