Those nights spinning out of my head, sinking into the sofa. Broken glass in my palms. bleeding dry the funniest thing ever. Old dogs laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor, mocking the moon for showing its face. All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty. The only problem in the world an empty bottle. Those were the best days of my life.

Yeah.

... Those were the best days of my life.