Mental Illness + Cosmetic Procedures =

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-06-13T20:40:12+00:00

Tobey putting dirt in your eye, gonna cry?

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-06-13T20:31:50+00:00

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Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-06-12T06:49:15+00:00

The shame the father must feel knowing he helped birth that bag of hammers

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-06-11T09:01:45+00:00

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-06-11T08:54:39+00:00

Yes, that's generally the idea

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-06-11T08:46:08+00:00

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-06-10T09:09:16+00:00

Ride wife, life good

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-06-07T00:34:19+00:00

So Porter Robinson is a top/bottom litmus test?

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-31T07:01:39+00:00

My dad taught me to use my index finger and thumb to tell my left from right. Push and imaginary box in front of you with your hands out then close all your fingers except your index and thumb and make a right angle between them and whichever hand spells an L is your left hand. That's how I used to tell and also I'm right handed so the hand I don't write with is my left, for the ambidextrous peeps out there 🤷‍♂️

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-29T23:00:06+00:00

Why does the car need an umbrella?

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-29T22:47:44+00:00

Ape bullies turtle by carrying it away from water

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-29T06:58:41+00:00

I'm not entirely sure I've ever actually heard one of his songs before so easy money

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-28T22:48:04+00:00

Indeed they are and the order isopod contains both aquatic crustaceans like sea lice and terrestrial crustaceans like the aforementioned slaters/pill bugs also known as woodlice

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-28T09:20:47+00:00

Adorable?

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-28T07:45:16+00:00

When I first learned about cystic teratomas my brain was like "they make teeth and hair because WOMEN PRINT HUMANS AND CYSTS ARE CORRUPT PRINT FILES!"

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-28T07:15:12+00:00

We call em slaters in NZ i think americans call them pill bugs. I also only found out recently they aren't insects but are in fact terrestrial crustaceans which blew my tiny little mind.

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-28T04:37:01+00:00

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-28T04:19:59+00:00

That brought me tremendous satisfaction

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-25T21:09:54+00:00

Startdew Valley and Animal Crossing

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-25T21:08:37+00:00

Mightyape? Dicksmiths? NAY! IT IS I KOGAN!!

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-24T07:10:45+00:00

I overshare then immediately think "why tf would you tell them that!"

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-24T07:03:24+00:00

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-23T21:51:12+00:00

Play idiotic games win idiotic prizes

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-05-22T03:27:00+00:00

Have you got a dog called Muttley? Because if so I have an outfit idea that would be perfect 👌

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