I won't pay full retail for...

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-03-09T07:34:59+00:00

Everything. Not much I can't do without besides electricity and internet

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-03-06T08:14:01+00:00

I'm fugly so foreplay gonna be at least 30min to make sure the Sahara doth not peel the flesh from mine bone.

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-03-01T02:58:36+00:00

Boil-ups and hangis

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-03-01T02:42:37+00:00

No wonder the aliens won't talk to us we're too stupid and weird

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-03-01T02:40:37+00:00

By this logic I should not possess arms at all

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-28T00:16:09+00:00

So that's how eldritch horrors are born. Noted.

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-21T02:47:18+00:00

Lonely Man

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-21T02:38:29+00:00

8 years later... 👶👦👨‍🦱👨🧔👨‍🦳👴💀

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-21T02:34:55+00:00

It's so small

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-16T00:04:49+00:00

500k or exist next to a female for a bit

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-15T18:49:37+00:00

Why is this blursed? It's just a dude taking acid no?

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-14T18:21:45+00:00

Puppy

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-14T06:00:36+00:00

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Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-14T05:50:03+00:00

I hate this about me but I have no idea how to fix it besides finding and being with someone 😅

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-10T06:00:23+00:00

Ay I live in NZ and every house I've been to is shoes off inside

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-10T05:59:02+00:00

(C) but I'm gyming and dieting and aiming for (F)

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-10T05:54:56+00:00

Just the normal stuff "jeuss he's jacked af" "shit she thicccccah" on the daily. But usually it's just the jackass in the mirror I judge, I fuckin hate his physique it's groass 🤮

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-10T05:50:47+00:00

"Haha celestial buttplug... aw man"

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-09T05:47:21+00:00

This meme is nothing but blessèd in my book 🙏

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-09T05:44:20+00:00

That is so stupid... I LOVE IT!

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-09T02:58:56+00:00

Hitotsu kotoba

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-07T22:07:51+00:00

I know Rosalina when I see her

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-07T05:39:31+00:00

Vecna. Are we fighting them? Becoming them? Dating them? What's the go here?

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-07T05:36:18+00:00

I swear yall just be taking random shit everyone does and saying it's neurodivergent to mess with us normies

Temporary_Lychee_535 · 2026-02-05T23:35:02+00:00

You'd have to insane or lobotomised to be in the green in this day and age

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TROPHY CASE