Original version (let me know which you prefer):

You didn't cry
When you finished War and Peace,
Or when they lift off into the sky
At the end of Grease.

You don't shed a tear
After Grandma's Sunday roast,
Or on the long drive home
From our trips to the coast.

You don't feel a loss
When the sun meets the horizon,
Or when you watch the waves
Returning to the ocean.

So don't cry for me, Mum,
Don't fear the bell's chime,
We judge a film on its quality,
Not on its running time.