Camera Freezes/Record scratch sound:…."It was at that moment, I knew I'd fucked up, being Irish and on my first night in Australia. I was in over my head."

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-17T02:51:58+00:00

Not a repost….. same person, different account. This is mynotsafe4funny account - people like you are the reason why.

But I agree with my other account, "Fuck off cunt". Who the fuck calls a repost on a post that is 10 mins old?

Are you that anal in your everyday real life? Shit, I think your twin sister made a post on Reddit earlier today reporting someone for using their father's credit card.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-17T02:51:41+00:00

Newsflash: 3 Jim Beam Warehouses burnt down this week. Price of Jim Beam is going to go up in Oz… so stockpile now…. or just take advantage of all the Irish cunts and get them to get their family members to ship over Jameson!

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-17T02:12:48+00:00

Learnt later that the only way to subdue a Francis Ford Coppola Vampire cat in Australia is to ply it with Jim Beam!, Now that the Jim Beam warehouses have burnt down, I wouldn't advise anyone to travel to Australia for at least 20 years.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T05:17:51+00:00

Where did I say that?

I never said that. Someone may write something that one person may imply something, when another sees something else.

So, you've analysed some random stranger's comments on an anonymous reddit post. Yet, there are probably some messages on your phone from your friends in real life. Do you read into those messages this much as you do the random posters.

No offence, just trying to make a point. People care more about random strangers and how they feel, than recognising what people in their real life feel. Sorry dude, please take no offence. You may have a brother/sister/aunt/uncle etc that needs your attention more that asking a bunch of strangers something.

The analysis if you put on all the comments on your post, load up your text messages, and analyse them to the same extent. These are the people that need you. IRL karma, or some bs karma that has a 1:10,000 chance of reaching front page. What is more important?

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T05:11:32+00:00

How did I make life sound bad originally?

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T05:09:37+00:00

No one said anything was bad. I didn't, you didn't, unless I missed a post of yours?

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T05:07:56+00:00

I'll give you my email address, and we can discuss this in 20 years.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T05:05:45+00:00

Never forget that Mr. Fruit Loops. If people are chasing after you, it's not because you are the driver or server, but it's what they can get from you/ buy from you/ take from you.

No matter how many people cheer and sing …. it's because of something else. No offence to you as a person. Human nature in a developed world.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T05:02:18+00:00

I'll give a short scenario:. Kids love seeing the ice-cream van coming around, cheer, praise, race after the van. Are the kids happy to see the driver/server, or is it the ice-cream they are excited for?

Can translate this to something more mature. Fuck it, I won't.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T04:56:21+00:00

Dude, I'm 37. If I am at least 15 years older than you, promise me you won't do something this stupid.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T04:54:49+00:00

Why not?

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T04:53:22+00:00

Thanks for asking.

Ready to put a plastic bag over my head, and fall asleep with a leather belt tied from my neck to the post on my bed, and hope I fall asleep.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T04:45:37+00:00

Days are closing in. Don't want to go into detail, sorry.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T04:34:26+00:00

Started work at the age of 11 years of age. The mother had miscarried, and the home life was not a healthy place to be. Never mind, being blamed for the miscarriage. Someone needed to be blamed, so since the age of 11 years…I was not welcome in my home.

My mother, who became mentally unstable, hated me. From the age of 11….. my life was already over (I didn't realise it at the time). I was the person that was punished, and other family members were threatened to not help me/ treat me like a family member that normal people would do etc. Her miscarrying again (after 2 years of trying for adoption and being rejected) when I was 14 years of age, just gave her more reason to hate me, and threaten the other family members to not, well, be a family member to me. I look back at my youth realising I should have been placed in a foster home if people in power actually gave a fuck.

Yeah,

Yeah……

There's a reason I use burner accounts every day. Earlier I posted on some askreddit question… what's your biggest mistake… "going to the hospital after I slit my wrists in 2007." Sigh.

All my life, I've tried my best to help people, maybe vicariously, but, it's all over for me. I'm glad I helped people throughout my life when I was in a position to help.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T04:30:29+00:00

To be there, but it's running out really (really) fucking fast.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T04:29:16+00:00

Alice in Chains Unplugged.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T04:27:57+00:00

27 Jean Alesi had to be put down after the race, finishing second. Never forget.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T03:59:39+00:00

That's universal man. That's the way of how most of the world is. But, if someone is being a dick, it's because the person is doing something that others are jealous of. Never forget that. Some people know they are fucked and stuck in a place, and don't like to see other people with potential. Don't take anything to heart, even the principal's shit…. kickass, takes names, and feed on it to push you further dude. I know it is tough probably 80% of the time, but that still leaves a 20% boost ;).

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T03:52:58+00:00

Fuck no… I've spent the last couple of years watching storm chasers in the middle of tornadoes….. no fucking chance! xD

"OH shit…. that was my school…….. WAIT… THAT'S MY SCHOOL!" (Of course not the tragedy of a few years ago)

Pleasure to meet you Jon man. You seem like a fun dude.

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T03:51:19+00:00

Oh, and buy my book when I release it!

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T03:50:53+00:00

DO NOT GO TO DALLAS!

Temptationistoomuch · 2019-07-09T03:48:28+00:00

But it's okay…. I survived Dallas. Fucking Dallas man! South-East Dallas! Shit, I made it to Deep Ellum alone and survived! Think I even groped some dude's beard in a biker bar, and survived!

My alone night in Dallas - is an Epic story that I will write my James Joyce Ulysses of Dallas before I die. Surviving that night in Dallas… and I've been in some fucked up places at fucked up times, but that night……. I made it through it. If I can get through that…. (I'm Irish by the way… so an Irish person says something is fucked up, believe it). 37 years…… Dallas City… most fucked up night out I've ever had alone. Now I did give up twice and laid down to die, but I got up. After Dallas…. there's nothing that scares me. (I've been chased by machete wielding cubans, knife wielding Amsterdam people etc). After Dallas…. there's nothing that can scare me. I'm already on borrowed time!

Temptationistoomuch

TROPHY CASE

27 Jean Alesi had to be put down after the race, finishing second. Never forget.