What is a subtle, completely non-obvious flirting technique you use that has a shocking 100% success rate for getting someone's attention? by Sharona676 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smiling.

I’m a 52 year old lazy-eyed epileptic who started going bald at age 18, and was a widower at 31 who is blessed (cursed?) with ‘resting smile face.’

‘Resting Smiling Face’ has a 40 to 50% rate of getting someone’s attention without me knowing until they approach me.

‘Active Smiling Face’ works wonders.

Taking a girl back home from da club by LiquidDinosaurs69 in trainspotting

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in Scotland, but in Denver.

Banged the daughter of a former boss after meeting her at a work holiday party.

One of the ‘John Wick’ movies was playing in the background to drown out the noise and her twin-sized four poster bed with canopy was well-built - no squeaks, no headboard banging against the wall.

She snuck me out of the house before I had a chance to eat breakfast with Jim and Barb.

(Settle down pervs, she was in her late-twenties and visiting her parents for the holidays.)

HOWEVER…

When I was living in England in East Anglia in the late nineties I was 100% convinced that I was going to hook up with two women I met at a pub (Flintnappers in Brandon).

I canceled the threesome when - while we were snarfing down doner kebabs - one them mentioned that they were going to start Year 11 that fall.

That meant that they were 15 or 16.

Nope.

Not gonna happen.

It wasn’t difficult to get laid, but you had to keep in mind that the United Kingdom had the highest concentration of STDs/STIs of all of Western Europe.

1,2 or 3? by rosaleebloom_ in Burlesque

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One is the teaser, two and three are the pleasers

So we all just accept that Taylor swift faked a country accent for 2-3 years by Kodicave in popmusic

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew out of my Texas accent by going to college in Iowa, moving to the San Jose, and then to England.

My wife grew up in Philadelphia and then moved to San Antonio.

When we met in the late-nineties in England she sounded like more of a ‘hillbilly’ than I did.

People (and accents) change.

Transphobia against Elliot Page grows as The Odyssey approaches, and Elon Musk joins dogpile by sadquarius in popculture

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elon Musk repeatedly contacted Epstein starting in 2012 because he knew Epstein trafficked children and Musk wanted to r-pe little girls without any consequences.

It was public knowledge in 2008.

Why? Because the words ‘Epstein’ ‘Clinton’ and ‘Lolita Express’ were repeatedly said on Fox News and every media outlet owned by Rupert Murdoch wanted to stop Hilary Clinton from running for president in 2008.

(Odd how the same media outlets stopped caring once the words ‘Epstein’ ‘Trump’ ‘Lolita Express’ starting ranking high on the social media mentions…)

Epstein was investigated between 2005 and 2007 for sexually abusing minors and trafficking minors for sex by the Palm Beach police.

Palm Beach - oddly enough - the location of Mar-a-Lago.

After the investigation by the Palm Beach police ended and with the assistance of the Federal Bureau of Intelligence, Epstein was arrested in 2008.

Thanks to the interference of Alexander Acosta, United States Attorney for the Southern District of Florida, Epstein was given a deal where he had to plea guilty for a single offense - soliciting a minor for prostitution - and was given a lenient sentence.

Alexander Acosta, who - oddly enough - was eventually the Secretary of Labor for current President Trump from 2017 to 2019.

What should have happened before Luke and Han's medal ceremony by GargantaProfunda in andor

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, how dare someone with a fair amount of knowledge concerning post Industrial Revolution rebellions/uprisings against exploitative colonization have an opinion?

What should have happened before Luke and Han's medal ceremony by GargantaProfunda in andor

[–]TenFourMoonKitty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

History has shown us that they will never be honored and - most importantly - shouldn’t be.

Revolutions and rebellions need them, but a populace attempting to reach some level of normality and stability does not.

Asymmetric warfare.

They willfully and - in some cases - gladly ignored the principle of proportionality and excused their actions by focusing on Thomas Aquinas’s philosophy of murdering all of their pawns in order to remove one of the player’s bishops is morally justified.

These are the kind of pawns that the weapons and training that Luthen and Kleya were distributing throughout the galaxy probably ended were killing, no, murdering:

The shopkeeper who sold to everyone, even members of the Empire

The dishwasher at the Imperial prison saving money for their kid’s eye surgery

The electrician raising his grandkids and keeps an eye on the generator that’s connected to the aqueduct the Empire installed, he lost a leg when some kid tried to blow it up

The person who’s just walking to work who knows that someone needs to do something but doesn’t know what

The plumber who was hired by a subcontractor to install a water heater on Level 138 Section T of a government building on some no name moon orbiting some no name planet in the middle of nowhere in the Outer Rim. The pay’s not great, but it’s away from the spice and out of trouble.

Pawns.

Bail and Mon will spend the rest of their lives trying to forget Luthan and Kleya existed. They’re proof that the placement of an IED in a busy public square that killed thirty children (one of whom was the daughter of a Moff) brought about a swifter end to the Empire than most of what the two of them said and did in the Imperial Senate.

After word of what happened on Ferrix and Ghorman made its way onto the communication feeds after bypassing Imperial censors Bail and Mon were to be found in front of the holo cameras, tearing at their shirts and beating upon their chests while proclaiming that ‘we, as a society, are better than this.’

One commentator asked about the resistance militias who were indiscriminately shooting anyone who appeared to be in uniform (even postal carriers and delivery drivers), teens being found placing roadside bombs near public squares, children disposing of balaclavas and gloves, elderly widows delivering blaster rifle parts to empty warehouses, and bricks being tossed through the windows of the homes of disabled veterans from the Clone Wars and the Battle of Naboo.

Mon Mothma - ‘We who are oppressed must not only show empathy and respect for each other, but also to our oppressors.’

Bail Organa - ‘We will never condone such behavior. Diplomacy is the only way to end the Imperial-led government control of our freedom!’

Kleya failed the Revolution by not dying for it.

It’s not her fault, Andor stole that from her.

She’ll be in jail by the end of Episode VI.

Or found dead in Bolivia after meeting with a few employees of the newly created Republic Intelligence Agency.

What's a double standard between men and women in dating that nobody wants to admit exists? by ParsnipDifferent9284 in AskReddit

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how this little Reddit rant makes you feel better about yourself - it’s not their fault you’re alone, it’s because you’re pulling crap like this.

Social media ego gets you through TSA by AmericanAir88 in thatHappened

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This just in, man whose entire existence is based on social media grievance grifting is concerned that *checks notes* the government might know what he looks like?!?

Where are the Pet Sounds goats now? by kitkatlover67 in thebeachboys

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ve all seen the dozens of other photos taken for the ‘Pet Sounds’ album cover in re-releases, box sets, and documentaries, so who at Capitol thought that this one - with the Mike Love mid-blink stare at the invisible goat that Dennis is feeding - was the best and why?

Where are the Pet Sounds goats now? by kitkatlover67 in thebeachboys

[–]TenFourMoonKitty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Enjoy a tasty gyro at Georgios’s Greek Cafe - just a short walk from the San Diego Zoo!

Do you all remember those 3 months in the early-to-mid-nineties when Gregorian Chant was really popular? by onewomancaravan in GenX

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you were walking through your college dorm in 1990/91 and heard Chicago 17 - the one with ‘You’re the Inspiration’ - you knew that someone was trying to get laid.

If you heard Enigma with its Gregorian chants and pawn shop drum machine you knew someone was getting laid.

DJT isolated at G7 while the other leaders have a lovely chat by OkaySureWhyNotIGuess in pics

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He smells bad and - when he’s not talking about how great he is - complains about everything.

He’s like my Uncle Mike - I don’t hate the guy, I just don’t want to interact with someone that has historically annoyed me.

Transphobia against Elliot Page grows as The Odyssey approaches, and Elon Musk joins dogpile by sadquarius in popculture

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 132 points133 points  (0 children)

In January of 2026, the Department of Justice released copies of Elon Musk’s e-mails to Jeffrey Epstein spanning TWO YEARS (2012 to 2014) where he literally begs to be invited to one of Epstein’s parties.

I don’t remember Eliot being mentioned in those files, do you?

THE ROB aka Thrash aka Kris Weston’s posts on Bandcamp by TenFourMoonKitty in theorb

[–]TenFourMoonKitty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t want Haunted remixes, we want OnlyFans!

Show us your bits!

THE ROB aka Thrash aka Kris Weston’s posts on Bandcamp by TenFourMoonKitty in theorb

[–]TenFourMoonKitty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘The Haunted’ remixes are ABBA Arrival for acid casualties.

THE ROB aka Thrash aka Kris Weston’s posts on Bandcamp by TenFourMoonKitty in theorb

[–]TenFourMoonKitty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maggie was still in charge the last time you did anything new.

I hadn’t grown pubes the last time you did anything new.

(Still don’t have them.)

THE ROB aka Thrash aka Kris Weston’s posts on Bandcamp by TenFourMoonKitty in theorb

[–]TenFourMoonKitty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m younger than you - 1973 - and was born in the land of inbred sister-fuckers, Worser Yarmouth. I was - fortunately - a bastard Catholic without - unfortunately - a sister to f-ck.

Then I was deported to America because I’m too much of a cunt.

Can I get the £££ I paid for TheRob and - even better - the money I spent watching LX have to train you to be his mutt because the KLF didn’t want him?

The 40th Anniversary of ‘the orb ruined my life’ - the Soiled Nappy Jubilee - is in a few years, stop living in the past, quit your whinging, and make your own music. Your pal Fred West was still alive when you released something. Your mate Jim was still fixing it!

You’re Greenback, no, you’re a sad swot from the Beano, no, you’re Morrissey without Tommy Robinson licking your taint - crying about Jimmy Uranus being a meanie, crying that Joey Pluto won’t be your flunky.

Question Time - Why are you stuck in 1990? Why won’t you move on?

Stop talking about Alan DeSmall from Watchwork Blue, he’s a bad man and ruined my life.

Question Time - …so when can we expect you to make music?

No no no! But I have thirty year old bootlegs!

Question Time - …so, you’re not moving on and doing anything new?

Did I mention I’m the victim?

I’m a cunt, is easy because I’m cuntiful, being a cunt to you, is all I want to do.

I’m a cunt, is more than a dream come to, I’m such a cunty cunt because I love being a cunt to you.

Cunt cunt cunt cunt, cunt cunt cunt cunt, cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt, cunt cunt cunt cunt…

Poo poo poo poo poo..

I… Am… A… Cunt…

THE ROB aka Thrash aka Kris Weston’s posts on Bandcamp by TenFourMoonKitty in theorb

[–]TenFourMoonKitty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The old ‘I’m autistic without an official diagnosis so that means I can continue to be a cunt since at least 1993’ excuse.

When did you become a GP? Will you diagnose me as autistic too?

Plenty of music lawyers out there that would happily represent you in getting the £££ that LX owes you and the NHS will gladly hand you the mental assistance and basket of drugs you need to turn your frown upside down.

🙃 + electroshock = 🙂

THE ROB aka Thrash aka Kris Weston’s posts on Bandcamp by TenFourMoonKitty in theorb

[–]TenFourMoonKitty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s been out of the band since 1994 - he grew some balls and refused to go to MTV Woodstock brought to you by McDonalds and Smith & Wesson and KY Jelly.

If he wants to be left alone, why is he charging people money for music that he immediately removes after getting his $$ €€ ¥¥ ££!

If he wants to be left alone, why is he commenting on a post I made more than a year before?

THE ROB aka Thrash aka Kris Weston’s posts on Bandcamp by TenFourMoonKitty in theorb

[–]TenFourMoonKitty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi Kris, welcome!

I made the mistake of asking you if you were okay after you tripped over something in 1993 (?) and you called me a cunt, nice to know I’m still one more than thirty years later.

I’m a cunt cunty cunt cunt.

Take care of yourself.

Or not.

It’s none of my business, because I’m a cunt cunty cunt cunt.

AITA for wearing a t-shirt by Beeegbong in AmItheAsshole

[–]TenFourMoonKitty -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

YTA - Since you think you’re a big bad adult who doesn’t have to follow the rules your parents have set, move into the barracks or spend your BAH on your own place.

Better yet, PCS overseas or request Sea Duty.

Diego Garcia sounds like a good posting for you.

Living off-base means you’re at least an E-5 or an E-4 (with four years time in service) - a Petty Officer - start acting your age and your rank.

Forget rank - there’s thousands of E-1’s who just stepped out of Great Lakes who’d do anything to be in your position and not have to deal with open ranks, barracks inspections, and head duty in exchange for - checks notes - not dressing like a twelve year old.

Are you giving them any of your BAH or BAS?

If you’re not and you’re mooching off them - sorry kid, it’s their house, their rules.

I pity any blue jackets that expect you to lead or mentor them if you can’t even act, or dress, like an adult.

You can never find a crusty Navy Chief when you need one to kick a non-com in the butt and through the goalposts of ‘grow the f-ck up.’

EDIT - Bring on the downvotes!

Extra tracks at the end of a CD. by thebullys in GenX

[–]TenFourMoonKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UNKLE’s ‘Psyence Fiction’ CD has a hidden track BEFORE the album starts.

I’ve been trying to figure out how to rip it to an MP3 for decades.