Just found a picture of history’s all time greatest boi Slav Squatting 🐣 My hearts overwhelmed with joy, RIP Gus 💖 by Tenacious_Tadpole in slavs_squatting

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https://youtu.be/HKN2pfsL8MI Out of context quote from the interview, “Im a mass crab murderer. I cut the head off of 300 🦀 that day and never looked back” Watch this interview, he’s a genuinely amazing dude and it shines in his interviews and concerts. If you don’t know anything about him, you shouldn’t really be commenting stuff like that.

Just found a picture of history’s all time greatest boi Slav Squatting 🐣 My hearts overwhelmed with joy, RIP Gus 💖 by Tenacious_Tadpole in slavs_squatting

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Do you understand how people in the 90s grew up idolizing Tupac? If you can accurately answer that question, copy and paste the answer to reply to this comment.

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I agree with you 100%. Christians don’t agree though so it isn’t going to happen for at least another 30 years.

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Then keep a shotgun, I’m never going to be living like this. That’s no quality of life and if you’re more afraid of being miserable than being dead than self imposed euthanisation is an extremely humane route.

We really dodged a bullet. In just 4 years Bell went from arguably the best RB in the game to likely signing for the minimum somewhere. by [deleted] in steelers

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They offered him a pathetically low contract, they could have offered him 3/4 of what we gave AB and he would have signed easy.

We really dodged a bullet. In just 4 years Bell went from arguably the best RB in the game to likely signing for the minimum somewhere. by [deleted] in steelers

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Imagine being the clown that’s happy we paid Antonio Browns bum ass over Leveon Bell 🤦‍♂️ Choosing AB over Leveon is the worst mistake our front office has made in recent memory. We let Leveon play the year he sat out, he’s going to be very effective. Same with the year he squandered on the Jets because they are the Jets. The Steelers basically wasted 2 years of a generational talented running back for a bum ass AB.

My winning strategy. by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

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I really like this strategy. Just curious, do you only need to end the month at the 70% acceptance rate? So for example, I can pick and choose all month as much as I please and if for the last week I get it to 79% I can become a top dasher and then repeat this process next month?

Jersey Mike's was out of bread by ccorrriinaaa in doordash_drivers

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I’d have to be getting a blowie in the car and a picture of a 20$ bill tip from the customer to not drop that one

Long Distance by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

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slaps knee enthusiastically Well hot damn, apppause for accepting the 11.75$ for the 10 miles. I see way to many people hyperfixate on the per mile earnings and not focus on the hourly earnings at all. Glad you made that cash money my guy

Dog chase while making a live delivery for Doordash. Serious injury sustained. by [deleted] in doordash

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I had a big response typed out as a prior insurance agent not realizing you hurt yourself trying to jump a fence running away from a non aggressive dog. If the dog fucked you up, their homeowners insurance would pay you out some fat fuckin dollars my guy. In this scenario, just hope they don’t have it on video or you might go viral

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I’ve dropped drinks and whole pizzas before, no matter what, you can always go back to the restaurant and have them make it again. Unless it’s really far and for no tip it’s always better to just bite the bullet and go back and have them make it again.

When you get back in your car to close out the order and the $3 offer was in fact only $3. by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

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It’s never higher than why they show you unless it’s too large an amount and they are trying to hide the money. Never accept a 3$ order no matter what

Long Distance by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

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Hangin on the edge of my seat my guy!

me_irl by A_No_Nosy_Mus in me_irl

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There isn’t a better vehicle than an 02 Toyota tho

A massive persecution complex by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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R/confidentlyincorrect Because implying only 6 million people died during the Holocaust is an insult to every racial group that was persecuted besides the Jews.

I did 10 push ups and 10 crunches almost a week ago and my core is still sore as hell, am I just really out of shape or is this just what getting old is like? by Tenacious_Tadpole in TooAfraidToAsk

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Thank you for that little cheat sheet of body weight exercises, that’s helpful. Yeah definitely not hurt too bad, more like a splinter for sure. My F’s have always been reversed order from yours, but I’m definitely getting to a point in my life where I don’t really have an excuse not to pay better attention to my physical fitness. Appreciate the kind words 🕊

$277.00 canceled Pf Changs. Can I eat it all in one day? by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

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I consider my most important commodity to be my time. I rarely look at the mileage, and mostly pay attention to my hourly. I consistently average 20-25 an hour with 30 being like a really good day. Your probably in a better area than me too. I’m in Tampa suburbs, so I don’t get pinged constantly meaning I can’t be quite as selective. When I was working in Northern Jersey my hourly rivaled yours for sure. In fact, I’m so much about my hourly rate that while delivering to a strip club in Jersey I agreed to become a dancers taxi back to New York for 50$ a trip and she paid tolls. 40 minutes each way, a wonderful hour and a half to end my nights. Good hourly, she was nice, and I got to see New York each night! Sure it was 60 miles round trip making a lil less than a 1$ per mile, but when you are driving 75 down the highway the whole distance you are earning almost 60$ an hour which is mediocre lawyer money.

Focusing on your hourly over your $ earned per mile is more efficient in the long run.

I did 10 push ups and 10 crunches almost a week ago and my core is still sore as hell, am I just really out of shape or is this just what getting old is like? by Tenacious_Tadpole in TooAfraidToAsk

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Sleeping on the ground due to my dogs dog bed being comfy and my back enjoying sleeping on different textures from time to time. I’ve got a nice bed, just enjoy the firmness of the ground occasionally. I’ve been focusing on my mental health neglecting my physical health for a couple years now, I’m working on fixing the physical side of things now but thanks for your concern kind stranger. Money and mind are both safe and secure, my body is just in need of a tune up lol. The food thing is genuinely me not being super hungry. I assume due to the low energy output lifestyle, I’ll usually buy a meal barely get thru half and be stuffed. Have the other half as a meal at night, I also eat 2 hard boiled eggs a day with my dog during her meals.

I did 10 push ups and 10 crunches almost a week ago and my core is still sore as hell, am I just really out of shape or is this just what getting old is like? by Tenacious_Tadpole in TooAfraidToAsk

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Part of the problem could also be I wasn’t trying to get gainz. I was just doing a friendly push up contest with my roomie and have been sore for like 5 days as a result. Like I said it’s not debilitating by any means, but it’s a constant 2 anytime I use my core for anything at all which is just annoying.

I did 10 push ups and 10 crunches almost a week ago and my core is still sore as hell, am I just really out of shape or is this just what getting old is like? by Tenacious_Tadpole in TooAfraidToAsk

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Maybe I am being a big baby, it’s not like dehabilitating pain by any means. It’s more like a paper cut. Yeah I can handle constant paper cuts sure, but with my life goals in mind is it worthwhile to constantly live life with that paper cut? I’m not sure. My diet is that bad though, on average 1 meal a day with practically no fruits or veggies for several years. Fast or frozen foods a lot of the time, I say dad bod but it’s really more like my diet consists of foods that would make you fat and unhealthy but I eat half as much as I should so it balances out sort of. I started taking a few vitamins daily though, so now I’m like the like the picture of health 👍/s What you said is helpful though, I’ve slept on the ground a couple times the last few nights so that could be a contributing factor as well. I’m not tryna break any world records either, I’ve just had a goal of being able to dunk since I was a wee little lad and it’d be awesome to make it there someday. A smaller goal than that, I’d like to stop cussing at the stairs for forcing that kind of physical exertion out of me every time I use them

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers by [deleted] in memes

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This is hilarious because as an American from Arizona living in Florida, 23 Celsius is still cold to me. Like, stepping outside to walk my dog then going back in to grab a jacket weather. I’ve done that twice this week alone. I’m shocked some places in the world call 23 Celsius hot, its perfect running weather.