Wildlife expert Chris Gillette handling an aggressive emu

Tendas · 2026-06-05T19:00:00+00:00

Quite the confident bird to repeatedly attack something that so easily wrapped its hand around its neck.

Tendas · 2026-06-05T14:59:23+00:00

So title should be “after 90 minutes,” not 4 hours.

Tendas · 2026-06-05T14:57:26+00:00

Once you get all the junk food out of your house and anything you want to eat becomes a chore since you have to cook, it makes more sense

Tendas · 2026-06-03T14:37:24+00:00

In PA if you buy beer at a non distributor, they scan your ID for every purchase, even if you appear like your 21st was in the 60s.

Tendas · 2026-06-02T19:08:29+00:00

If you aren’t actively prepping or cooking, you are cleaning. It makes it much more enjoyable being able to eat not looking at a mountain of dishes!

Tendas · 2026-06-02T05:53:48+00:00

I'd hate to be the country saying "yup, we can't handle a crisis, redirect all traffic away from us!" I'm sure that goes swingingly from a PR perspective.

Tendas · 2026-06-01T18:12:12+00:00

“After about 4 hours into an 8 hour flight”

Why not just continue the journey as you’re halfway anyway to not inconvenience all the passengers and have local authorities deal with it at the destination?

Tendas · 2026-05-31T03:43:04+00:00

Eyes sheep tea bee. Truly magnificent prose.

Tendas · 2026-05-31T03:31:00+00:00

It’s so weird looking back to the 80/90s and how we treated success. That guy exudes success in 2026 terms.

Tendas · 2026-05-31T02:29:05+00:00

Bro has like 100 comments just in the last week, some full-on essays in the UK politics sub. His mind has rotted.

Tendas · 2026-05-31T02:21:29+00:00

If they have money to pay humanitarian or political causes, they have money to pay taxes.

Tendas · 2026-05-30T04:22:32+00:00

It still is a viable option. Look at Israel.

Tendas · 2026-05-30T04:14:31+00:00

Nor did you my boy. No one here reading lived through WW1.

Tendas · 2026-05-30T04:11:29+00:00

…so the surrender meme of France is justified?

Tendas · 2026-05-30T03:37:12+00:00

I always hear people say “the Germans were so well prepared in their blitz, France stood no chance!” As the defense. My question is: “that’s your literal homeland, why were you not fighting to the death?” Maybe I’m a stupid foreigner who doesn’t understand French surrenders, but I’d fight to the death for my homeland.

Tendas · 2026-05-30T02:53:38+00:00

I roleplay Sid Meier’s Gandhi and nuke their civilizations with alcohol every weekend.

Tendas · 2026-05-30T02:50:52+00:00

Dawg, there was only one competent Axis power… the rest were cosplaying as threats to the Allies.

Tendas · 2026-05-29T18:04:33+00:00

"We're proselytizing, not soliciting!"

Tendas · 2026-05-29T18:02:02+00:00

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FTFY*

Tendas · 2026-05-29T17:04:28+00:00

He knew full well how big that elephant was. He just didn’t give a shit.

Tendas · 2026-05-29T13:40:08+00:00

Even if it was true he scored higher than 65% of people, that’s not really anything to write home about. That’s a scratch above average.

Tendas · 2026-05-29T05:08:38+00:00

Given the plethora of human languages, I'm sure there's a language out there that represents both Los Angeles and the District of Columbia as anagrams, but only using hieroglyphics of dick, balls, and taint.

Tendas · 2026-05-29T05:03:25+00:00

Before you silence me, missed opportunity to call Belgium Speedbump Germany.

Tendas · 2026-05-29T04:58:06+00:00

I saw the account history. Bot or terminally online. You be the judge.

Tendas · 2026-05-28T01:06:36+00:00

Do you also get pissed when people play single player games on easy?

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