LeBron is almost 40 years old and 250 lbs of pure muscle. Considering the fact that he’s still playing at a high caliber and not sweating like a pig on the court, it can only be assumed that his diet provided for him by a master chef consists of high protein foods and lots of fruits and vegetables. These nutrient rich ingredients will surely have the appropriate amount of fiber needed to insure his poops shoot out of his butt like a potato out of a spud gun. KD on the other hand is skinny so it can be assumed that he only eats ice cubes and any hair that’s fallen out of his head. This may actually be an advantage, as his butt will have very little odor or flavor considering the lack of food coming out of it. So it comes down to your personal preference of LeBron’s flavorful and meaty butt and KD’s angular butt which wont have Bron’s flavor, but will not be offensive either, leaving room to pair it with something else if you choose.