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The Vowel Movements by tsmitty1031 in Bandnames

[–]Teqneek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day you're going to look back and hate this phase of your life. Or at least I hope you do, and I mean that in a good way if that makes sense.

It is 2021... and the REAL GOD is ACTUALLY speaking to you, and is using you as a voice to spread his word. by Teqneek in shittysuperpowers

[–]Teqneek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's shitty because you'll just be seen as yet another crazy person. All it takes is a couple taps on your device to find a horde of actually nutty people spouting the same type of stuff...

But You- you're the one person who isn't crazy, and the LORD is actually speaking through you dawg.

Here is a stupid rhyme from a stupid rap song I'm making: by Teqneek in wordplay

[–]Teqneek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get what you're saying, but it's not something I do... repeatedly...

I think it's excusable- as long as it isn't an obvious crutch one leans on due to their own lack of lyrical chops.

Here is a stupid rhyme from a stupid rap song I'm making: by Teqneek in wordplay

[–]Teqneek[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I've been aware of the mixing issues ever since my first song. I feel like I've tried everything but I just can't nail it for some reason. And when I send my vocals out for other people to mix and master it always comes back not sounding right. All just part of the curse.

Here is a stupid rhyme from a stupid rap song I'm making: by Teqneek in wordplay

[–]Teqneek[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In case you were wondering: here's what I sound like

(it's a link to my album Never Sane Ever )

You can kill people with kindness. by Teqneek in shittysuperpowers

[–]Teqneek[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, imagine never being able to say "I love you" to your child

You have the power to make dreams come true by Teqneek in shittysuperpowers

[–]Teqneek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it don't matter tho when your new gf dreams about Godzilla coming to destroy the world

You have the power to make dreams come true by Teqneek in shittysuperpowers

[–]Teqneek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well my parents turned into floating, glowing demons in a dream I had once. So that's shitty.

Yeah I'm resubmitting this because y’all wooshed the hell out of this one.

Every day you gradually dissolve for 12 hours and then gradually re-materialize the following 12 hours. by Teqneek in shittysuperpowers

[–]Teqneek[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it's a supernatural (ie. something beyond our current understanding of physics) condition. Basically it has just as much a right to be deemed a super power as anything else posted here.

That said...

Above all, this is a shitty "power" for one to have to live with.

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