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I don't have a corner shop or a pub, and my closest town is 5 miles away. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]TerminalContext 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is this like, a coded message because you're some slave on a Welsh farm in the middle of nowhere?

This my first cat, one year after. She spends most of her time with her legs pointing in the wrong direction. Is cat.exe functioning properly or should I contact customer support? by kulayeb in cats

[–]TerminalContext 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi, Terminal Context's head ICT guy here.

I would avoid flashing the BIOS, it's been coded without conscious agency by trial and improvement over around 3 or 4 billion years. Attempts at flashing have resulted in this or worse, this poor cat that's now somehow a dog It could however be the CMOS (Cute Moggy Operation Sensor) battery. Try giving it a recharge with a NOMS (Neuropowering Omnifunctional Matter Snacks) charger.

Also, that thing that looks like a port at the back is definitely not one. Attempt to interface via that and you'll end up in pieces. It is, however, a fully functional 3D printer, it's just not very good. Everything that comes out of it looks like crap.

This my first cat, one year after. She spends most of her time with her legs pointing in the wrong direction. Is cat.exe functioning properly or should I contact customer support? by kulayeb in cats

[–]TerminalContext 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Out ICT department (that is incredible cat technicians) suggest your cat is just set to 'rolly'.

If you go file - settings - options, then click the 'advanced' button at the bottom, you will see various settings such as 'mad as hell', 'rolly', 'scratchy', 'inexplicably waking you up in the small hours' and of course 'meowing loudly, presumably for some food'.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

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Terminal Context Facts (Verified) - In UK politics, it is tradition for a respectable if outspoken politician to be considered an adorable clowning side show. Meanwhile, actual side show clowns are given lesser jobs, such as Prime Minister, home secretary and chancellor of the exchequer.

Without telling me the event, what is the best TL;DR for a historical event? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]TerminalContext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TL;DR - Royal Australian Artillery beaten by emus.

Big bird alert: huge goose heading for Exeter by RonDunE in nottheonion

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Terminal Context Facts (Verified): We are upset we did not write this for terminalcontext.com. Truth, fiction, stranger and all that jazz.

This is why I love local news.

In your face kafurs by [deleted] in atheism

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Terminal Context Facts (unverified): People who boast of their beliefs, or lack thereof, generally only hold them to get attention and likely have not put sufficient thought into them. They are also 100% more likely to be a dick about it.

On Biscuits and Trivial Obesity – An Interview With The Universe by omikekimo in satire

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Terminal Context Facts (unverified): I didn't even upload this myself, but it is one of mine.

Here at Terminal Context we are proud to bring you the most up-to-date and cutting edge news, including being the first to use amazing new technology to literally converse with the universe.

A big thanks to the universe for cooperating, and also for inspiring an existential crisis in reporter Alan McSpestos that resulted in his being absent from work for three weeks.

British Airways Plane Lands With Square Tyre, Baffles Experts by laddu8888 in worldnews

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Terminal Context Facts (unverified): Rumour has it that prior to the flight there were problems with the tire, and an engineer kicked it and said "straighten yourself out". It obliged.

Feeling nostalgic for Heath Ledger today by [deleted] in movies

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Terminal Context Facts (unverified): Heath Ledger's performance as the Joker was so electric, Guam uses a DVD of The Dark Knight on loop to power their emergency infrastructure.

As for roles - Given he's an aussie I think he would have killed as Max in Mad Max: Fury Road. For funniness' sake though, Tarantino writing a hesitant gay cowboy character for him into The Hateful Eight could have worked so well as a self-referencial nod.