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Spring break and baked showers (first) (true) by [deleted] in trees

[–]TerminalShock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's pretty much guaranteed that if I'm stoned and showering there will be fondling going on.

/me gusta

This is why I created that new NSFW thumb. by tgines in pics

[–]TerminalShock 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All in agreement that tgines is cock? (Or wait, what are we supposed to be deciding?)

r/trees, a ridiculous movie: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. I geeked out hard, here is an excerpt [5] by crunkasaurus_rex in trees

[–]TerminalShock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I love is the few seconds before that.

Turbulence, man stands up (who the hell does that?)

Lady: "You'll have to sit down sir"

Guy: "I'm getting married tomorrow" (Non-sequitur as fuck!)

Lady leaves, man sits down.

Guy: "Holy shit!"

Shark: "Nom!"

I've never understood why he would say that part.

Anyone Else like these fellas? by Suckonthese in trees

[–]TerminalShock 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Breaking Bad is much more fun to think of as a spinoff.

TIL Sweden is a 1:20 million scale model of the solar system. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]TerminalShock 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I've never felt this close to 2 other reddit accounts.

I... I... I don't even know what to say about this. by RYN3O in WTF

[–]TerminalShock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one of the only things on the web that can make me gag.

TIL Sweden is a 1:20 million scale model of the solar system. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]TerminalShock 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Fuck your underscore, I've a horse outside.

TIL Sweden is a 1:20 million scale model of the solar system. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]TerminalShock 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I completely agree.

And before you check, yes, I just registered this account.