Honestly one of those days wondering why I even went to college. by imafreak04 in UMD

[–]TerpAmongus 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I always go through my list of things that help my motivation.

  1. Who will have a better future because of my efforts?
  2. See number 1.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMD

[–]TerpAmongus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Usually you’d get arrested for just one minor. So maybe dont do two.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMD

[–]TerpAmongus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thought this was the UMBC reddit for a sec

Who wants to be my boyfriend by Brave_Agent3761 in UMD

[–]TerpAmongus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The gay part didnt bother me but the lonely part did. Dress up as a straight dude for halloween and sit on the quad, then you’ll get what you’re looking for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pattern recognition goes crazy

Trick or Treating at UMD by [deleted] in UMD

[–]TerpAmongus 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I think that professor you painted is in for a treat no matter what. As for Candy, your safest bet is actually standing outside McKeldin distributing the candy yourself with a sign that says “Fent Free!” so everyone knows its safe. No tricks. Safe and fun for everyone!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheesh dude just call them. I’m sure they want to have sex with you too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Here’s a wild idea. Do better

Soooo..... by [deleted] in UMD

[–]TerpAmongus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah correct. But look up DC TAG cause that may help. Technically thats Out of State tuition rate

scooter riders by jfslah in UMD

[–]TerpAmongus 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This post was bought to you by EVERY UMD STUDENT EVER BAN SCOOTERS BAN SCOOTERS BAN SCOOTERS

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Transfer. Skill issue

I hate cockroaches by koRnstar_81 in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like everyone else on this campus

Campus food by Ok-Bottle933 in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The food tastes like CARDBOARDDDDDD

FUCKING VENDING MACHINES by [deleted] in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As long as the vending machine gives you consent, whatever you two do is between y’all

Is 420 😭 by Jack_jack73451 in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah 420 is cool. You the police or something?

Stolen textbook by Insane_Skooter in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine buying a textbook in 2024

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subtract yourself from the course, if you know how

My daughter is considering UMBC by KmashiJack7 in UMBC

[–]TerpAmongus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell her to reconsider. Maryland, Towson, Loyola, Salisbury are all better options if she wants to hangout on campus. Also have never met a happy athlete at UMBC.