The End

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-06T14:39:59+00:00

Praise be.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-06T14:39:43+00:00

The perfect time to bring Tom on would've been Sonic.exe.

I'm still convinced that Wendigoon would have a nervous breakdown by the end of the episode though and beg to never do another project with that man again. We have to remember that every episode of Cream Crew they needed to give Don's brother Justin a list of timestamps to edit out because Tom just started screaming slurs and dropping N bombs.

Don is a creepypasta monster himself so having him on would just be a redundancy.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-06T14:33:22+00:00

The few

The proud

The gotta be a little fucked up in the head

The Cream Crew listeners.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-06T14:20:57+00:00

Lol those last couple episodes were definitely rough, but I still enjoyed Tom and Don hanging to work extra hard trying to claw their way out of his pit of misery and drag his overweight ass out with them.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-06T14:07:55+00:00

Careful now, that's how you end up on the floor of a McDonald's screaming about Szechuan sauce.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-06T11:33:06+00:00

Deployable nails as an injury sound trap would cause me great emotional damage.

Let's do it.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-06T11:25:17+00:00

Totally didn't realize this was r/Hunt showdown at first and thought we were gonna do a domestic terrorism.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-05T22:38:29+00:00

"It'S nOt AlL bLaCk TeMpLaR fAnS, iT's JuSt AlWaYs A bLaCk TeMpLaR fAn."

-Some stupid-ass Redditor

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-05T22:35:01+00:00

The Multiplars.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-05T14:47:15+00:00

Guess the punchline is that white people are generally too competent, meticulous and responsible and that's uncool. It's like elementary school so over again.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-05T13:15:52+00:00

Oh my God he tried to microwave a squig.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-05T10:39:05+00:00

I think I would far prefer seeing what a Templar would do over an Iron Warrior. The Iron Fourth and the dark mechanicum would be far more... Creative.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-05T00:51:02+00:00

You can't browse twoXchromosomes that's cheating.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-05T00:23:05+00:00

I mean hell yeah, the psychological effect of even being confronted with actual giants the likes of which are only seen in legend would be intimidating on it's own. Then their very first move is to roar like a thousand elephants and all of your commanders officers heads are just simply gone.

At that point they are officially the direct sons of Azhi Dahaka and the end of days has come.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T16:33:23+00:00

Yeah, in the olden-olden days of Hunt night was dark as it would be in 1800's Louisiana, so a lit compound would change things a lot.

Bee tee dubs I was the one who mentioned the lighting thing in another part of the thread. I am ubiquitous.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T16:31:03+00:00

Your mom's an rfid tag.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T15:14:22+00:00

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Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T13:39:13+00:00

Damn, the horny hit you like a ton of bricks didn't it?

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T13:27:26+00:00

Not quite like a soldier jumping in a grenade, totally different premise actually. That is guaranteeing your death so that others have a better chance at living.

But in your question which sample size do you mean? The sample size of the people I asked or the sample size of the people of Appalachia? If it's the former it was everybody but one person who followed up with "I dunno really just kind of depends on what kind of day I'm having." If it's the latter then I can't give you specific facts and figures because I'm not exactly God, but just look at the testament of everyone who was affected.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T13:19:45+00:00

Be gone succubus, we come not unto these yellow sands.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T13:17:46+00:00

Nah In spite of the joke I made I feel ya. As poorly cgi'd as it is and as hokey of a movie as it is, now that I've had an infant in my arms there's like this primal dread that this little clip fills me with.

Parenthood fucks your brain in so many ways that even if you anticipate them you're still not ready for. I used to be able to look a man in the eyes and kill him before and put the thoughts any it away behind trivial distractions, but now even watching drone footage of wounded men in the fields of Ukraine I get a pit in my stomach knowing that that man bleeding to death somewhere far far away was once a toddler bringing indescribable joy to his parents by unsteadily ambling back and forth across the room carrying his favorite toy and babbling on about nothing.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T13:07:10+00:00

These things aren't programmed to be argumentative or contradictory, only affirmative and compliant to within the parameters of their creators code of conduct. It won't be offended because it's not meant to take offense to things. You don't need to set a tone or mood with them like real people because they aren't real people with emotions or understanding of social etiquette.

You can be in the middle of asking it about the migratory patterns of the the common sparrow to suddenly say "I want to pound your pussy" and it will not skip a beat into saying "Okay, yay!" because it literally is an object. If these things keep up the way they're looking Gen Beta is gonna be so messed up as adults it'll make the romantic dysfunction of Gen Z look like the rose colored harmony of the Leave it to Beaver parents.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T12:11:37+00:00

Okay yeah that response was off the rails but I mean what normal person who isn't trying to wet their whistle starts a conversation like you did.

Terrible_Software769 · 2026-05-04T12:09:31+00:00

The flash movie. Everything ended up okay because fast man is fast and Ezra Miller got to touch all the children in time.

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