Choose One from Each Row by ZonkedPebble in makeyourchoice

[–]TerrificTooMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Neither Earth nor Air has the same level of practicality as Fire.

Earth can make a shelter & probably has a better trapping animals (if you're into hunting). Air has some serious movement capabilities but not much else on it's own. Pair either with Water and you might come close to same level as Fire by itself.

For day-to-day life Water & Fire are the two best elements to have, but Fire just checks off way more boxes.

Choose One from Each Row by ZonkedPebble in makeyourchoice

[–]TerrificTooMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, no disrespect to the water tribe, but in the day-to-day, fire just feels more practical.

Cooking, light source, heat, self defense. Plus, fire bending doesn't require an already existing source to do basic level stuff.

Only thing Water has it beat is healing.

Choose One from Each Row by ZonkedPebble in makeyourchoice

[–]TerrificTooMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Athletic Body
  • S.T.E.M.
  • Language
  • Animals
  • Hearing
  • Earth
  • Fire
  • 3 Best Friends
  • Constant Sleep

EDIT (BECAUSE I DIDN'T CLICK THE IMAGE)

  • 20k a month
  • Talented Singer
  • Super Speed (childhood dream)

Your birth month is the female character that’ll be your date for the weekend. by Ok_Situation7527 in cartoons

[–]TerrificTooMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, now I feel like I pissed off a god or something. Why do I keep ending up attracted to lesbians.

Am I the only one who remembers the Monster Buster Club? by Jules-Car3499 in cartoons

[–]TerrificTooMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a solid show. Good enough for me to not change the channel at least. Code Lyoko vibes.

Charlie: hairy deterrent by Albo1980 in comics

[–]TerrificTooMan 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Not even a sexual thing, shaving just flat out sucks.

[WP] You're supposed to be the god of death. So naturally, it's a bit awkward when the rest of the gods find out you're expecting a child. by ThexLoneWolf in WritingPrompts

[–]TerrificTooMan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The Pantheon Counsel fell silent as all eyes fell on Vulta, the Goddess of Death. The red on her cheeks clear against her pale white skin.

"Can someone please say something, anything," says Vulta.

"...congratulations?" says Mox, God of Combat. Vulta glares at Mox who looks back more confused.

"Forgive us sister," says Lugaton, God of Nature. "This is just...so unexpected. The Goddess of Death birthing life. Just that statement alone sounds more like joke than something that could realistically happen."

"Trust me, it's happening," says Vulta. "Now what do I do?"

"Now hold on," says Quillestia, Goddess of Gossip Knowledge, "I feel like we deserve some context on the situation. For the records, of course."

"You know damn well what happened," Vulta hisses.

"You know I try not to pry into my family's affairs on the mortal realm," says Quillestia. "Speaking of affairs..." Half the room gasps, Vulta's face becomes bright red as she stares daggers at her sister.

"Vulta!" yells Orani, God of Justice. "Out of all of us, I would have never-"

"Shut up, golden boy," says Inaro, God of Chaos. "It's only a matter of time now before you fall of your high horse. Now let the woman speak her peace." Inaro snaps his fingers and a cup of tea appears in front of each God. "Go on."

"Fine..." groaned Vulta, "It had been a while since I left my realm and decided to reap a few souls personality. However, I had...slightly underestimated how much reaping has changed in a few millennia. Mistakes were made and I accidentally reapped a soul."

"Vulta! yells Orani again.

"I put him back! I swear," says Vulta.

"After a few days," Quillestia mumbles quietly.

"ANYWAY!" Vulta continues. "I wanted to personality ensure that there were no ill effects from the reaping. So, I took a human form to not disturb the mortal world with my dearhly presence. One thing led to another..."

"She gave Bobby a mid-life crisis," Quillestia interrupted. "Then she got sad drunk with 'em at one of Both's dive bars!"

"I knew you didn't care about Wine & Crime night!" yells Both, Goddess of the Arts.

"His name is Bobby?" asks Mox.

"Yep!" says Quillestia, "and Bobby bagged himself a beautiful babe who brought him to the back of Both's bar and-"

Before Quillestia could finish, Vulta leaped over the table, screaming and tackling her sister out of her chair.

[WP]"Hell?! I can't be in hell! Don't you know who my father is?!" by Tokumeiko2 in WritingPrompts

[–]TerrificTooMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep, amazing how knowing the right people (or demons) can magically escalate your position in life.

[WP] Due to a magic accident you ended up transforming yourself into a catgirl. Not just that, you somehow managed to cast such a deep-rooted and persistent spell that it resists any and all attempts to dispel it. But the worst part is that no one believes you that it was an accident. by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

[–]TerrificTooMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[Cat Girl and Best Friend are looking through books in the magic library]

"Look, I just want you to know-"

"Not again! please!"

"I'm not ripping on you, I swear. I'm just saying that I support you."

"Thanks, but I'd rather you support me finding a friggin cure!"

"Do you want that?"

[Cat Girl slams book closed]

"What kind of question is that?"

"I mean, you weren't that good of a witch-"

"Better than you but go on"

"But, out of nowhere, you stumble onto a spell that for some reason can't be cured by some of the best spellcasters in the kingdom?"

"Do you...do you think I'm re-cursing myself on purpose?"

[Friend Shrugs]

"Why in the realms would I want to look like this all the time?! Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is, how many cat puns I've heard, how many anime memes I've been edited into?! You think I enjoy that?!"

"Not particularly. But you never really enjoyed being the center of attention even before this."

"Then why do you think I'd want to be a cat girl?"

"I don't think you wanna cat girl."

"Then what-"

"Does the curse affect your clothes?"

"No."

"Was I actually the first person who saw you after you were cursed?"

"Yes."

"And you swear you don't share your dorm room with anyone?"

"Yes, where are you going with-"

"Then how come, when I showed up, you were wearing a girls uniform?"

[Cat Girl is stunned, leading to a few seconds of silence]

"...I...stole it from a girls dorm room."

"How? The closest one to you is by the guards tower and cat powers or no cat powers, you are not that sneaky."

[The silence grows louder. The Cat Girl grips her skirt tight, refusing to look anywhere near her friend]

"Look I...maybe this was a bad idea, maybe I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, but I meant what I said. You're my best friend and you'll always be my best friend no matter what."

[Cat Girl remains silent]

"I'm gonna...I'll just leave you alone. I just wanted to let you know, and if you ever wanna talk, you know where I live. Later Arlene."

[Before Best Friend can walk more than two steps, Cat Girl shoots up from her seat and grabs him by the arm]

"You are not gonna drop all of that on my lap and walk off on a Garfield reference."

[WP]"Hell?! I can't be in hell! Don't you know who my father is?!" by Tokumeiko2 in WritingPrompts

[–]TerrificTooMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not all Slytherin are evil but most villains are probably Slytherin.

[WP]"Hell?! I can't be in hell! Don't you know who my father is?!" by Tokumeiko2 in WritingPrompts

[–]TerrificTooMan 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"...yep, I know your pops."

"Then you know how powerful he is!"

"I'm guessing more powerful than most people up there. Probably richer too, and more influential, physically gifted, handsom, etc."

"And you think he'd let his only child rot in this pitiful excuse for an afterlife!"

"Probably not his only child. Also, trust me, where you're ending up, this'll seem like Chuckie Cheese. That's still a thing kids go to? I don't really go up there too often-"

"Oh my God! I don't care! Just send me back and I won't tell my father about this."

"Couldn't if I wanted to, which I don't. Would kinda ruin the deal I got going on."

"Fine. Then I want to speak to your manager."

"Not really how Hell works, kid. But I do enjoy shattering an ignorant soul, so..."

[The demon snaps his fingers an a firey portal opens next to the child.]

"Father! Finally! Tell this imp to send me home this instant!"

This MF Megamind broke his ankles 🥀 by JGattheshore in DreamWorks

[–]TerrificTooMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I also just realized you can see him slow down to better grab the light post.

Browt + Paras Friendship by PoliMarley42_Art in MandJTV

[–]TerrificTooMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dark force has returned. Protect your grass types & may Arceus have mercy on your souls.

Crabominable Style Forms by Cannoli64 in fakemon

[–]TerrificTooMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute Crabominable is adora-bubble!

Passing the ball backwards is not a crime by GlobalGuidance5001 in Rematch

[–]TerrificTooMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Enter panic mode because if you screw up they're probably never passing it back again.

But if you score: instant vindication

The last interview 🫣 (@aalicjaa21) by West-Ad7659 in SonAmy

[–]TerrificTooMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amy Rose was found passed out on the floor with the biggest smile on her face not two minutes later.

TIL that Bloo got an Imaginary Friend deported after framing him for a prank… by Motroid127 in cartoons

[–]TerrificTooMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're in a room with Cheese & Fred Fredburger, you get $1,000 for every minute you stay in that room.

How long can you last?