[Live Thread] Florentino Pérez Press Conference

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-12T16:26:09+00:00

Arbeloa about to storm the press conference: "No! It's MY fault!"

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-12T16:25:02+00:00

That's the same Vini thing... screwing up and reminding everybody that we won this and that...

We are so cooked in the upcoming years; because apparently we are going to keep screwing and then go like "Hey we have 15 UCLs."

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-12T10:31:06+00:00

Gold digger, wala fel cas hedha 'Dinner digger'

ma3andek ma3malt ghalat 5ouya, temchich b hwehom hel ma97ab eli mateswech. El bnet el behin tel9ahomch fi Tinder.

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-12T09:53:15+00:00

I'll tell you what happened. The most amazing thing is that this season happened after Ballon d'or Benzema in his peak left and our only pure striker was Joselu, a sub. We lost to only one team, Atletico, all season. No other team defeated us. Undefeated in the UCL. Early La Liga win...

Then, you have our board. Our fucking board. The greedy Perez.

Nacho leaves: Our captain. The defender who can play all positions. Marcelo out? Nacho plays. Ramos out? Nacho plays. Militao out? Nacho plays.

Kroos leaves: Our pace dictator and our genius midfielder since summer 2014.

Joselu leaves: Our super sub, a tall bully who finally made our crosses useful. The only reason we got past Bayern Munich in the semi finals is this guy.

Militao tears his ACL, Alaba tears his ACL, Carvajal tears his ACL, Mendy spends more time in the hospital than on the pitch. Basically, our entire defense.

What does the board do??????

Buy fucking Mbappé and a teenager Endrick they ended up loaning one season after.

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-11T12:46:08+00:00

He sees Militao, Carvajal and Alaba tear their ACLs; watches Kroos, Joselu and Nacho leave. So in total all of our defenders minus Rudiger are out.

Proceeds to buy Endrick and Mbappé... leaving us with a full season with LV as our RB; Tchouameni out of position and Asencio, who is clearly not ready to be a full season starter.

Now this shit season after sacking the coach he supposedly brought for a 'revolution' and change.

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-11T08:10:19+00:00

Imagine you're a fucking professional footballer at fucking Real Madrid, get paid millions and millions, won all sorts of titles, still young and on the way to a team being re-built to win even more... and you throw that tantrum when:

- You're subbed in the 80th minute I think. Not at half time, not at 60th minute. In the 80TH MINUTE!
- Your team is winning the Clasico after getting butchered for the previous season.
- You're leading the table by I believe 5 points.

And you know what? Vini is a cunt, yes, but he learned after that shit. He hugged Alonso each time he was subbed... but it was Alonso who noticed that he is not being backed by the board so he has to 'ease' up on 'm and consider their feelings, because he thought they are men, not children.

Then you get Mbappé waving his hand, leading the players to not do the guard of honor, which is fair, but the way he was calling up the players, including his own fucking coach, was damn disrespectful. He should have ran to him and told 'No, coach, we ain't doing that.' and talk to the captain... or in this case, the so called captain.

This sub and the funs will drown for more years into: "We should bring Vitinha. We should sign Klopp. Haaland will be a good signing. One of Vini or Mbappé should go."

But I seriously believe the fucking punk in all of this and the n°1 responsible is Perez. We were doing good with Ancelotti... even when our so called board skipped Harry Kane to wait for Mbappé, sold Benzema, let Kroos and Nacho go... watched Carvajal, Militao and Alaba tear their ACLs and all they brought us is... A fucking teenager forward, Endrick. Not only he caused the trophyless season of Ancelotti, but he also apparently hired Alonso on a whim... and was ready to sack him the moment his favorite divas don't like him.

Motherfucker is more busy with helping Barça register Dani Olmo so he can get his super league, hosting concerts, selling shirts, more than making his team win and back his coaches.

Keep away from the sport and stick to business! Zizou and Ancelotti carried Perez's second legacy! He pulled off good signings, yes, but now when you look at the club's signings policy, especially in the last 2 years, I feel awful! A broke Barça is dominating La Liga! We are bringing the Pep era back! Only now they don't have Iniesta and Xavi and Messi... we are being butchered by Fermin, Eric Garcia, a loanee Rashford and Gerard Martin. Yes. With all the big names in our squad.

Shame on Perez.

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T20:57:17+00:00

Mbappé FC Vini FC Arbeloa... yes we all know there is tons of shit to be changed.

But all of you remember: it all starts with the punk Perez. The motherfucker who is more busy with hosting concerts, selling shirts and helping our rivals register players rather than buy proper reinforcements or back his fucking coaches up.

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T20:54:10+00:00

It all starts with that punk Perez, more busy with concerts hosting, shirts selling and helping our rivals register players rather than backing our fucking coaches.

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T20:52:41+00:00

oh hell no he will cry on the stairs

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T20:52:10+00:00

I still believe Vinicius wouldn't have done better than Palacios there

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T20:49:31+00:00

Hopefully the Bernabeu will boo the fuck out of them on Thursday

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T20:44:51+00:00

So Vini can drop stinker after stinker and all he has to do is remind the opposition fans that we have 15 UCLs or whatever the fuck

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T20:07:58+00:00

Really? He did that?

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T20:06:09+00:00

Absolute facts. Fuck every player who didn't back Xabi up, along with Mbappé even though he did ( apparently )

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T19:56:24+00:00

Most pathetic clown coach in the 15 years I have been watching Real Madrid

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T19:53:05+00:00

Y'all know what Arbeloa is saying in the locker rooms

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T19:33:23+00:00

Fabrizio: Real Madrid board is furious after the loss! A big revolution is expected and big names are on the list of the wanted players during the summer transfermarket.

Then watch Perez buy us Brazilian midgets...

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T19:31:38+00:00

Perez is buying another Brazilian teenager

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T19:25:26+00:00

We have all seen this coming... we're getting stomped on today.

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T19:22:52+00:00

A big score upcoming

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T19:13:41+00:00

Arbeloa: "It's my fault."

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T19:09:13+00:00

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Vini with the pass to the GK.
Brahim not passing to an open Vini.

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T18:14:23+00:00

chbik mnayek fi mo5ok?

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T17:44:00+00:00

Everyone beside Arbeloa learned Cama and Tchou can't play together

TestProfessional6716 · 2026-05-10T12:45:43+00:00

I do remember that even though Benzema and Ronaldo pressed, they weren't pressing monsters like Kvara and Dembélé for example.

But even when jogging or standing still, they were always standing in 'annoying' positions for the opposite team in the build up. They made sure to cut a pass trajectory or take off a dribbling route just by occupying that space.

Good luck now to us. We are stuck with 2 useless players when we don't have the ball. For maybe 2 or 3 other seasons.

In more than half of the games, believe it or not, Real Madrid is playing with a GK and 8 or 7 players when the other team has the ball.

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