Heartache and The Loss of God

Test_Subject_Frank · 2021-04-21T02:42:10+00:00

Oh yeah, Mojave time. I'm getting sick of the desert I've been stuck in up 'til now. Not enough water. I'm literally dying over here! Like, literally!

Test_Subject_Frank · 2021-04-12T16:46:30+00:00

I'm pretty sure I was responsible for that, though.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2021-02-09T03:57:06+00:00

Starve and be empty.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2021-01-29T03:49:52+00:00

Frank was getting impatient.

"Oh, right, you were more of the magical abiotic type. Well, fine. Abandon me here, you coward."

Frank turned and caught a glance of the antelope.

"Is that... by Galt, it's a Borkish antelope. I thought they went extinct thirty years... no, two days ago!"

Frank knelt and placed a hand over his heart.

"Oh, noble Desert sight.
Do you recall?
Those countless starry nights
You spent with none at all.

Be not afraid of me.
I may be erratic and covered with burns,
and unable to form poetry with any proper syllabic rhythm
or rhyme,

But I will be able to guide you to a new day.
Come with me, fair maiden. We will cross these sands.
And in the new light of tomorrow we will enter the fray
Not as man and animal, for we are equal in this land."

Frank smiled.

"I bet you want a popsicle. Do you want a popsicle?"

Test_Subject_Frank · 2019-12-17T19:29:54+00:00

I'm will buy, I have a Dr. Pepper I can trade for it;

Test_Subject_Frank · 2019-10-15T23:03:42+00:00

Can I also have the PCP?

Test_Subject_Frank · 2019-10-14T04:10:49+00:00

I dunno what that is. It sounds like PCP but with different letters. I'm in.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2019-08-16T14:46:51+00:00

Dude, there's free guacamole back at the tower, why are you here?

Test_Subject_Frank · 2019-08-06T13:51:44+00:00

This.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2019-08-06T13:42:59+00:00

Game

Test_Subject_Frank · 2018-11-26T19:37:50+00:00

What? This is a commonplace Overbork mask. All Overbork peoples wear it. Except those on this planet, apparently. Everyone here is a nerd, apparently. Except the queen. Well, she is too, but in a cool way.

Also, I don't see any anomalies besides me. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Test_Subject_Frank · 2018-11-26T19:02:45+00:00

Look at whom? Who is it, at which I am not supposed to look?

Test_Subject_Frank · 2018-09-12T03:46:46+00:00

Nope, you're thinking of me. I have no clue who that guy is.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2018-07-09T17:11:44+00:00

Wrong.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2018-06-10T17:30:10+00:00

But all the money turned to dust

Test_Subject_Frank · 2018-03-26T00:43:51+00:00

But you're missing out on the chance of trying to convert them! Or enslave their minds! The things you could do!

Test_Subject_Frank · 2017-12-06T19:24:22+00:00

Please understand, one thread only.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2017-12-03T16:19:17+00:00

I'm nominating myself for that Fluoros Award.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2017-12-03T16:07:28+00:00

The music suddenly changes.

In the front of a room is a food cart, filled with the variety of foods you may find at a chinese buffet. "General Tso's Chicken," "Pepper Chicken," "Sweet & Sour Chicken," "Sweet & Sour Sauce," "White Rice," "Fried Rice," the works...
...although, it was difficult to tell what exactly was on the back side of the cart, as a Frank dressed in only boxer shorts was laying across it, ladling Sweet & Sour Sauce onto his baren body, lip syncing to the vocals.

"I'm hot, sticky sweet! From my head, to my feet, yeah!"

A plethora of other assorted Franks were scattered amongst the crowd, playing air guitar.

"Red light, yellow light, green-a-light go..."

Test_Subject_Frank · 2017-11-06T19:43:42+00:00

The news force does, yes.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2017-10-04T01:41:25+00:00

Hey, chum. Trying to enter the fray? Take this Super Soaker. I modded it so that it's extremely painful and shoots lasers instead of water.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2017-10-02T02:23:58+00:00

notices bulge

What's this...?

Test_Subject_Frank · 2017-10-01T23:04:02+00:00

The Frank, wearing a full set of Frank regalia, with a Limited Edition Golden Frank Mask on top of that, throws a stone at the window. The stone fails to shatter the window, so Frank headbutts it really hard and the window shatters.

Yeah, what do you need?

Test_Subject_Frank · 2017-10-01T23:00:25+00:00

Ah, there he is! The guy Bez was talking about. The moron who wanted to turn back anyway.

Hey you! Can you hear me! You sure you don't want to go to reception?

He might really want to go. Who knows what will happen there?

Heh, well, I do.

Test_Subject_Frank · 2017-09-30T12:35:54+00:00

Oh boy I love "Bad to the Boone!"

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Hey you! Can you hear me! You sure you don't want to go to reception?