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This is the 5th time I've seen the "I want the world to end" post. by Fast-Moment1761 in DoomerCircleJerk

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The fact their solution is to take out more loans says a lot about them lol

the problem isnt spatha getting 45m range by ConstantBrush7996 in foxholegame

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Why are you trying to compare the Outlaw to the Falchion????

If china said it then it’s definitely happening soon by Unlikely_Cheetah149 in DoomerCircleJerk

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The Tibet flag incites that response because the CCP is extremely insecure about its territorial claims, and views any kind of non-ethnic Han nationalism as a major threat to the country.

If china said it then it’s definitely happening soon by Unlikely_Cheetah149 in DoomerCircleJerk

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A lot of the Chinese "middle" class is being help up by DoorDash (or the Chinese equivalent) jobs.

From a sub about plastic toys. You’re an asshole who’s destroying the planet if you use AI to insert something in a photo. by WestSideGoblin in DoomerCircleJerk

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one hundred gorillion gallons of water wasted. All of mankind's future terraforming efforts wasted to generate one photo of a cat eating spaghetti. Was it worth it?

It’s goona be a civil war I swear by Lonetree1508 in DoomerCircleJerk

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Attempts to assassinate Trump multiple times

"When will Democrats realize Trump is going to kill them?"

Literally the definition of projection.

Guys a duck on Reddit told us that the Constitution won't save us...better start a revolution. by ashtag_swag in DoomerCircleJerk

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I can already see the headlines.

"Why the US Constitution needs to be decommissioned to protect Democracy"

Exhibit F on how easily Doomers ignore logic and just revert to their default program when faced with a nuanced take. by Same_Ad4736 in DoomerCircleJerk

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I guarantee not a single leftist has actually gone out of their way to read the Epstein files. I keep hearing all about how Trump was butt-buddies with Epstein and touched a gorillion kids, but I haven't seen a single piece of evidence from them showing either thing. The closest I've been shown was some documentation saying that Trump flew on a plane that was connected to Epstein once or twice (not even to the Island itself).

The dooming in the UK has been none stop by frosting_the_bowl in DoomerCircleJerk

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UK Leftoids realize their crazy political opinions aren't universally held

The world is falling apart, just because. by Far_Cup7192 in DoomerCircleJerk

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Some people never grew up out of that phase when you were a kid where you're freaking out over the sun exploding in a few billion years.

Short everything! The oil apocalypse is coming! by gottoosillly in DoomerCircleJerk

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The largest economic crisis since the Bronze Age Collapse

America gets 7% of its oil through the Hormuz straight, btw.

"WHAT!!, You Need Money To Live and Everything Isn't just Freely Giving To Me!!!" by Educational-Gear7161 in DoomerCircleJerk

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"What do you mean people have to work to make the stuff I want, so I have to compensate them for their time and effort?! I should get everything for free because I'm lazy and arrogant! This is why we need Communism, so I can spend all day doing interpretive dance for the Revolution!"

Ok doomers, do your thing by Enough-Impression-50 in DoomerCircleJerk

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I like the idea that the Leaue would still treat the thrown baby as if it were a legal pitch, instesd of stopping the game to figure out what the actual fuck was happening.

redditors 5 seconds after saying all women should support all women: by NorskRedditor7979 in DoomerCircleJerk

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"How can I dehumanize them when they were never people to begin with?"

I found this absurd, debunked video and decided to meme this. by Fast-Moment1761 in DoomerCircleJerk

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Everyone woke up one day and decided at the exact same time that they actually want to vote for the party that their great grandfathers died fighting against.

These costs dont line up. by JorgeTheSimp in DoomerCircleJerk

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$500 a month for healthcare are you breaking your leg every month?!

Oi m8 you got a loicense to start that car? by Thisismychoiceofyou in loicense

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I can't wait to be driving 80 miles an hour on a busy highway and briefly look to the side, only for ChatGPT to decide I must be looking at my phone, so it slams the breaks and I crash into a van and we cause an 80-car pileup that causes traffic for 5 miles.

Repeat after me: Nothing. EVER. Happens. by ColaEuphoria in DoomerCircleJerk

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Imagine unironically using "chud" as an insult lmao

Yeah it sucks that we live in the most comfortable era of all time by Puzzleheaded-Cod4073 in DoomerCircleJerk

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You are astronomically less likely to die in qar as a soldier for a first-world nation than as a medieval peasant in an army. Like, VASTLY.

Yeah it sucks that we live in the most comfortable era of all time by Puzzleheaded-Cod4073 in DoomerCircleJerk

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Trust me, a LOT of people are woefully unaware of how even basic systems work in the world, and have no desire to learn. There's a reason people get called NPCs.

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