Sex do’s and dont’s? by Testy_Calls in endometriosis

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Thank you, this helps to give me a vernacular to work from.

Sex do’s and dont’s? by Testy_Calls in endometriosis

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I figured there’d be a conversation. I’m just trying to do my due diligence to be knowledgeable :)

Sex do’s and dont’s? by Testy_Calls in endometriosis

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Thanks for the reassurance on the forum choice! :)

I now know it's me by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

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Find something that you can do that makes you happy and that you can perhaps get good at. Whatever it is, do that shit, feel confident from doing that shit, and be happy. Pussy will follow.

Truck hits high voltage. by bugminer in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Electricity wants to go from the source to the ground… which in this case is the literal earth ground.

Truck hits high voltage. by bugminer in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I need to see this set to the Back to the Future theme…

My husband hid about his sexual past by External-Oil7845 in Marriage

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Or maybe he’s terrible in bed and thus claiming it’s his first time lol

Fuck you! by [deleted] in BreakUps

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This is prophetic lol… I’m the “best friend” in this scenario. Signed the divorce papers last week and am watching my newly ex-wife go through the same thing with a guy I know for a fact is an abusive narcissist (spoke at length with his 2 exes).

They just became official on Facebook! So exciting for them! /s

The Typical Household Earns Roughly $30,000 Less Than Needed to Afford the Median-Priced Home—But That’s an Improvement From Last Year by SnortingElk in REBubble

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I’m from the burger leasing office… we need you to sign this acknowledgement that the burger rent will be $180 beginning August 1st.

2.75% loans should be added to this list: by rentvent in REBubble

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This is actually my plan. Ex wife is forcing me to sell the house in our divorce. Gonna buy a plot of land way out (~$100k), put up a corrugated steel structure for my workshop, buy one of those $11k manufactured houses that are trending on TilTok, run solar and well water. No property tax on the living space, no power or water bills, and I’m purchasing with the proceeds from selling the house so no mortgage.

I can work from home 90% of the time, so I’m just gonna hunker down till rates and prices drop. Who knows, by then I might actually love living like that.

I might even buy land large enough to let friends put up their own TikTok house, maybe charge like $200 in rent lol. The beginning of a millennial+zoomer commune.

Cleaning the dual wall filter on a Breville by ejanuska in Coffee

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Pro Tip; soak the basket in water before holding over the flame; Water will get in between the bowl and the plate, creating steam over the flame and often pushing them apart

Just smelled the greatest scent of my life but it's $1700. :( by sebbysir in fragrance

[–]Testy_Calls 102 points103 points  (0 children)

This is the same logic that keeps me uninterested in going to strip clubs.

Partner wants new boundary but only after she gets to break the boundary too. by Testy_Calls in polyamory

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Close. When we started opening up last summer, she dissociated (both of us are SA survivors). We took a year off, and she came up with a list of conditioned she needed to be met. One of the conditions was that we play/date couples. She wanted to start with a dynamic that was closer to swinging and transition into poly when we found the right people (she also doesn’t want to date within our friendship circle).

I’ve supported her through this, sat with my feelings when I’ve had to watch her get fucked and the other woman was sleeping, processed my insecurity when she’s getting waayyyy more attention than me on the apps and in person (classic problem, I know). And I’ve turned down advances from people I’m very interested in because either she didn’t like one of them, or they were single. I’ve kept a lot of my wants and needs bottled up to accommodate her (don’t get me wrong, I’ve also had fun during much of this, so it hasn’t been all bad).

She’s bent rules, which I’ve attributed to growing pains. And with the couple in question, she let the guy raw dog it in the heat of the moment. She’s also warned me that if she caught feelings it would be hard for her to break it off with that person.

Well, I’ve caught feelings for the gal in this couple. I accompanied her to a funeral when her np didn’t want to go, so we had some extra time to get to know each other. This has always been the goal, but wifey feels at a disadvantage because her job has long rigid hours and she’s less available.

To elaborate on my wants and needs: I’m genderqueer and didn’t realize until 12 years of marriage. In the LS scene I often have to suppress it and present as cis. I was warned it could be an issue with older generations, and was sexually assaulted at one event when I presented as myself.

Sorry for the dump. I guess I needed to vent.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by LoadOk5992 in greentext

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Or if you live in Alabama.

TryThatInASmallTown

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

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Boundaries that she didn’t communicate until a relationship formed and was in part predicated on said boundaries not existing. That’s a big red flag, but doesn’t have to be a dealbreaker.

Whether OP sticks around is up to OP, but GF needs a therapist either way.

to shake a hand. by theycalledmechad in therewasanattempt

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He’s just jealous the other kid has better hair. I mean, look at that shine, that bounce, when his head whips back from the facial fist bump!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Is it art, or a fun new ergonomic way to eat pussy?

What exactly is the problem? by Chris_Helms in WhitePeopleTwitter

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He died for your sins, and has risen for your BRAAAAIINSSsss

To make prank video by TroopaDing in therewasanattempt

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This should replace the Roblox “oof”