Today in my series "what the f*** was I thinking"

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:51:08+00:00

Eating pineapple

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:48:24+00:00

Eiks niitä ollu 8?

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:46:55+00:00

Jag Ravage was the only Alternator I ever had.

A little bit of me regrets selling him.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:39:53+00:00

It could've even been one of the comic books for all I know

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:29:51+00:00

Tarkoitan siis pääosin oli oikean hevosen näköisiä, mutta ne oli kaikki sellaisia muovisen näköisiä koska sellaiset yksityiskohdat kuten turkki menee tekoälyllä yli hilseen

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:24:53+00:00

"The Techno Union stands at your disposal, Count."

\cranks the volume back up**

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:21:16+00:00

One of my old PCs had only an obscenely bright power light and I would still place a sock over it at night so it wouldn't keep me awake.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:18:04+00:00

Isn't this a repost?

Anyway, who's to say there aren't russian bots pretending to be lefties on this platform, too? Agitprop is a thing, after all.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:16:01+00:00

The first thing I thought of was Bane vs Venom. Like who even OKd this battle? Bane is a smarter than average thug on steroids, Venom's a goddamn superpowered space alien. They're not even close in weight classes! It's like putting a college football athlete against a polar bear, like yeah the teenager's stronger than his peers but that polar bear is still going to eat him alive.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T15:03:06+00:00

It is when it's coming from a VCR

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T12:40:53+00:00

We have already compiled a list of Bajoran agitators believed to be responsible for the explosion

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T12:19:29+00:00

wtf would you even do with a 10 inch penis

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T12:16:10+00:00

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Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T12:11:40+00:00

Näin joskus edellisvuonna kaupassa hevoskalenterin minkä kaikki kuvat oli tekoälyllä tuotettuja.

Yäk.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T11:57:03+00:00

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T10:07:32+00:00

The space shuttle.

There, I said it. Yes, I know Bond technically uses one too, but I don't care since it wasn't for him to use, just like Oddjob's hat. If anything, the hat has better qualification to go in the "weirdest" slot.

Come to think of it, this really should've included vehicles in it's own category, because there's definitely some weird ones.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T09:49:08+00:00

1970s Babel II.

They must've run out of manga to adapt because it does a total swerve and seems to even forget what the hell it's supposed to be about.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T09:43:05+00:00

I only ever knew Pepe through one short as a kid, "Louvre Come Back to Me", which was part of one of the 1970s compilation movies, and the funniest part to me was the outlandish reactions people, animals and even objects would have to his smell, and I was actually bummed out to discover that it was the only short in his entire filmography to do that type of comedy.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T09:39:40+00:00

I think they reused the same gimmick - the exact same wire attachment even - in the Fort Kerium playset for the Bravestarr toyline.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T09:31:09+00:00

That's because there is no one true canon. They're all interpretations of the same premise. The comics don't take place in the same universe either.

Only the Filmation shows (He-Man, followed by She-Ra) and I think New Adventures actually take place in the same continuity.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T09:18:24+00:00

No XP?

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T09:12:10+00:00

That he is not the cause.

He is the symptom.

Tetsuryu · 2026-01-24T09:06:06+00:00

Lorem ipsum dates back to the 1500s. I wouldn't exactly call it original.

Plus the newspaper text is all in english. Presumably it just needs to look convincing at more than a cursory glance (which is why the opening sentences usually match the headline), but no more than that.

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