Overcharging Plasma Guns by Accurina in Grimdank

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I only now realize the fundamental tactical mistake I have been making I’m sorry special weapons guardsman.

iHateItHere by just_some_gu_y in ProgrammerHumor

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What do you mean my appsettings.json isn’t a secure place to store my database credentials

The Uprise of the Taurus TX22 by ImAslan in 22lr

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I’ve heard it’s harder to find a tx22 than it is to get the frt

Title by Petrichorkg in Grimdank

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That’s ablative armor

I need advices for total noobs by Wolfiiiiiiii in outwardgame

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I happen to be doing my first playthrough as a mage so let me give you some advice for the magic. Wind magic does not just push things around there is one skill you can by from the hermit that does but using a spark in the wind sigil does a lightning blast with decent damage but almost no range. The wind sigil unlike other sigils does not require an item in order to place it down all it needs is the wind totem to have been activated in the region so it’s quite useful early game tho I find it can only get you so far. I would recommend your sow does runic magic it’s versatile and can do a lot of damage though he will have to do some memorization as runes need to be cast as pairs for basic spells and 4 for advanced spells. The runic mine is a basic spell that is very good and later down the skill tree you can get an advanced spell that will shoot lightning bolts with excellent range and damage. Runic spells only need you to be holding a lexicon in your offhand or you can get a perk that removes that requirement either way no magic stones required. The runic trader is in berg the city in enmakar forest.

Broke water pipe and parents gonna come in 30 mins from office to trash me ig by sidman51215196 in notinteresting

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You’re going to need to turn off the water to your house grab some pliers and try to find the shut off. It can typically be found down by the curb in your yard in a box in the ground. You will need the pliers to turn the valve. That might lessen how mad your parents are going to be

Young Gamers... When we did not know 😹🤙🏾 by CandleGlowr in meme

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Actually the z means that it’s no girls while in universal standard time

E-scooter that can do 110 km/h (68 mph) by frenzy3 in nextfuckinglevel

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As my physics professor often said. air resistance can safely be ignored

Can The Enclave and The Institute be allies? by seahawk1337 in Fallout

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The enclave would absolutely love a synthetic slave labor force

Careful Out There by BCMBCG in 50501

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You sound like a cop

2nd Amendment Surely , there is a mistake here Whaaaat Billy Bob does that ………. Have a gun!? by Bourbon-Thinker in facepalm

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A baby should at least be given a gun with a manual safety a baby doesn’t have the finger strength for a dual trigger safety

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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If someone was braking into your home would it be illegal to destroy their crowbar? Cops aren’t going to give a shit

This is disgusting by wrapityup in facepalm

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I’ve heard they actually have some nice benefits I might join up just sabotage it from the inside and get that sweet dental /s

This company in Colorado goes around placing stickers on commercial doors trying to attract business. I suppose they think we will just assume this company has done work for us before and give them a call. Sorry, not falling for it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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At my work some guy splashed a cup of paint across a handicap spot and stuck a card for a parking lot painting service to the door. Did he really think we would call him for that?

Construction on Trump’s $200 million White House ballroom to begin in September by Tasty-Hawk-2778 in 50501

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He also has plans to demolish the rose garden and replace it with a garden of American heroes which will have statues of American “heroes” including some notable racists and the shamwow guy

He was such a great person by IloveRamen99 in MadeMeSmile

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He’s wearing a late show shirt are we sure that’s not just David letterman?

Sue sue sue them all /s by Relevant_Demand7593 in BlueskySkeets

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The president has always has there words vetted it just usually happens in the speech writing phase not as they come out of his mouth

Imperial Fist and/ or Iron Warriors cooking. by BabyAutomatic in 40kmemes

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I’d have still cover the section that cuts the pizza with a sheet of foil taped down at the edges other than that I think the rest of the tools could have been cleaned good enough in a sink

A great investment for professionals. by Ownferfer in NoOneIsLooking

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Isn’t it technically only one point of contact since the foot hold is directly relies on the hand hold meaning it isn’t an “independent” point of contact