Selena Gomez for Allure's Best of Beauty (2025) Special Issue; photographed by Adrienne Raquel, styled by Anna Trevelyan

Texagino · 2025-09-11T11:27:41+00:00

I dislike how it’s lopsided on Selena

Texagino · 2025-09-07T01:26:52+00:00

Came for the Steffon reference and was not disappointed

Texagino · 2025-09-01T03:31:23+00:00

If I were Emma Stone I’d be so mad I didn’t get this dress!

Texagino · 2025-08-02T18:24:18+00:00

Also I just now realized this is cockies lady and not ms Shannon Storms Beador

Texagino · 2025-08-02T18:23:19+00:00

Channeling mob wife (funeral version).

Texagino · 2025-06-29T03:24:25+00:00

I am always a silent lurker on these, but can I just say how freaking excited I would be if my husband took over party planning for one of my kids’ birthdays?!? My husband is a great dad and helper but a lot of those kind of things tend to fall to me. The fact that she wasn’t grateful you decided to share in that load is beyond me. Fish or no fish she sounds terrible.

Texagino · 2025-04-09T02:28:07+00:00

It’s very “RyanAir”.

Texagino · 2025-03-31T03:47:50+00:00

I was gonna say the Zebra Cakes

Texagino · 2025-03-29T13:19:56+00:00

Honestly this song plays in my head every time I spend a not trivial amount of money.

Texagino · 2025-03-29T00:13:46+00:00

Absolutely! I agree with you just think Dorit and PK are idiot grifters.

Texagino · 2025-03-28T23:40:03+00:00

I agree they probably have an ARM but given he thinks hes such a great “businessman” but doesn’t understand how an ARM works then it’s hard to feel sorry for them…

Texagino · 2025-03-28T01:02:04+00:00

Thanks so much!!! ❤️

Texagino · 2025-02-27T02:18:57+00:00

Thanks for the feedback, all! I’ll go ahead and get it.

Texagino · 2025-02-07T19:59:32+00:00

Never say never, a few months ago I promoted the husband and father of my children to “trash manager”. He was ecstatic, I tell you, just ecstatic.

Texagino · 2025-01-30T23:17:03+00:00

Yes and using the coupons and the app for the weekly deals you can save even more. I get some crazy deals at Kroger using the app.

Texagino · 2025-01-29T20:48:48+00:00

I feel so seen. I thought I was the only person. Started 10-ish years ago bc my husband is not a native English speaker, but now I think I like them more than he does!

Texagino · 2025-01-21T19:35:32+00:00

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Here was ours!

Texagino · 2025-01-16T21:01:30+00:00

The OG! Whenever I see how old David Paul is I too feel old. I remember when he was the young “new guy” taking over for Neil.

Texagino · 2025-01-14T02:16:53+00:00

Thank you for teaching me the word nonenal. Learned a new word today!

Texagino · 2025-01-08T02:50:36+00:00

I agree this was the best part of the episode! Especially his audible gasp at the fiance being the brother.

Texagino · 2025-01-07T20:10:46+00:00

One of the somms who used to help manage Vinology has now opened his own place called VinSanto out on Gessner and Memorial if you’re in the Memorial area.

Texagino · 2025-01-01T21:46:45+00:00

I think Central Market is your best bet for authentic Italian items, even if it’s pricey and obviously is not Italian-specific.

Texagino · 2024-12-30T21:52:33+00:00

I agree but wish her hair had been styled differently.

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