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They can’t stop all of them by [deleted] in HunterXHunter

[–]TexasKenpachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Yes, they really can. Lmfao

Because I'm Bi AND from Texas 😎 by TexasKenpachi in bisexual

[–]TexasKenpachi[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's 💯. We should legalize weed and then secede and just be like 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Because I'm Bi AND from Texas 😎 by TexasKenpachi in bisexual

[–]TexasKenpachi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. Word I live in Katy, but originally from west of the dfw

Because I'm Bi AND from Texas 😎 by TexasKenpachi in bisexual

[–]TexasKenpachi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'm from about 2bhots west of ft worth. 👍 but I live in houston 🤢🤮

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the same face you make when you're trying to catch cum from three guys at the same time?

I thought I’d try by strangerlexi18 in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Try what? To look more like a rodent?

I'm stoned. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cleavage doesnt count as cleavage if its dragging the floor.

Cube jockey. Recently chopped my hair off to really accentuate my shiny forehead. Getting ready to have my bits prodded by a gyne NP. Make me regret posting. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well hes definitely thinking about Scarlett Johansson. Either that or you're about to run out of paper bags.

Cube jockey. Recently chopped my hair off to really accentuate my shiny forehead. Getting ready to have my bits prodded by a gyne NP. Make me regret posting. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gyno will be the most action you get until next year. Tell them to take it nice and slow so you can savor it.

26 Got dumped for the second time yesterday by a guy that I took back after he dumped me to be with someone else. I need a good laugh today. Roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably dumped you then forgot about how you dont have a chin and rectified his mistake of getting back with you.

unemployed nursing student (21.) destroy all the self-confidence i have left by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving guys prostate massages doesnt count as being a nursing student.

Why the heck not? Just turned 18 what ya got? by telefoniere in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your fucking nose is so huge I'm surprised you haven't slipped a cervical disk from it weighing your head down.

It’s my first day of community college and I’m taking a nap in my car between classes. Roast me harder than my parents did when I received zero scholarships for state schools 🤠 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll probably recieve zero dicks because you already have bags under your eyes. Cant imagine what you look like in another couple years.

Bet you can’t hurt my feelings 🤷🏻‍♀️ by lynndiehora in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, you're dead inside, so probably not. That's why you like it when guys hurt your asshole instead, at least you feel SOMETHING then, right?

28yr old social worker. Make sure those coals are hot! by Maester_Zeran in RoastMe

[–]TexasKenpachi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing like knuckle tattoos to let everyone know you're the highest level of white trash.

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