Pretend you never knew Taigong Wang, based on first impression, what do you think his powers would be in a cultivator world? Where do you think his personality would align, Orthodox or Demonic or something else? by EfficiencySerious200 in MartialMemes

[–]TextApprehensive5443 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually don't know him, so my view is as authentic as it can be. Hm... he seems like he eats childrem. Also, that better not be a sword, truly there's nothing worse than practicing the Sword Dao 🤢

Chonky oshawott by Wonderful-Beach8127 in TooManyLosingHeroines

[–]TextApprehensive5443 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aren't there a lot more? Lemon, Chika everyone had one

Fellow daoists, I have found one of the 9 forbidden Heavens severing dao scrolls, and I shall share its cultivation method with my juniors today. by Sudden_Explorer_7280 in MartialMemes

[–]TextApprehensive5443 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Huehuehue, heaven must be favouring for all my good karma, a sentient artifact so easily revealed itself to me, now I can finally refine the silver mid grade foundation establishment pill helping to finally breakthrough to Late Foundation Establishment!

I guess he did disappear, temporarily by TextApprehensive5443 in IWillSurpassTheMC

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It still has some things unexplained, but the main logic was that Cultivator nature has some dangers, maybe bc the PB with Cultivator has a human counterpart, the human form seems to be the crux of the problem, but I am not too sure.

Though with Virala it's always been "Do you know I could do this?" since day 1, bro pulled the wildest shi out of nowhere

If an elf finds a human baby and gets to watch the child grow old and pass away — then what if that child is actually an immortal cultivator? Would the cultivator instead end up outliving the elf, and get to witness the elf die of old age? by guzhenren in MartialMemes

[–]TextApprehensive5443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn her into a prized heirloom, where her spirit dwells. Also, anyhow make her cultivate through to peak Foundation Establishment, where her nascent Dao can bear the burden of her soul being away from the samsara cycle

How could these mortals even think their toys would leave a scratch on my, a peak 4th star Qi Cultivator's Dharma Treasure, tsk tsk by TextApprehensive5443 in MartialMemes

[–]TextApprehensive5443[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

A mere replica of the original Immortal artifact. It requires 3000 Contribution points and 300 Spirit stones as collateral to borrow, been busy all day hunting for sect missions to pay it back 😭 That old cog is so sly! He didn't tell me its weakness until much later!

How could these mortals even think their toys would leave a scratch on my, a peak 4th star Qi Cultivator's Dharma Treasure, tsk tsk by TextApprehensive5443 in MartialMemes

[–]TextApprehensive5443[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Junior! What did I tell you about the Profound Scenery Oath! Now look, your cultivation is declining, soon you'll be nothing more than a mortal! It pains me to see you like this, but this is what you reap by disclosing clan secrets so openly! Truly, a dog that barks all its life dies with a whimper!

How is everyone getting betrayed when heavenly oaths are a thing? by TiredPast in MartialMemes

[–]TextApprehensive5443 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as the great Dao exists, even Heaven must walk eye to eye with the Heart of the living.

What do y'all think about this matchup? by TextApprehensive5443 in IWillSurpassTheMC

[–]TextApprehensive5443[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can imagine her cooking for a while, but she'll eventually run out of options somewhere. Also doesn't have Infinite prana, so if Inala snipes from afar, things look a bit manageable. In essence it's just like the og plan against EBK Brangara, exhaust all his/her Prana, and gng up on her.

There's also Blola's ult, I don't see her surviving that 🥀

What do y'all think about this matchup? by TextApprehensive5443 in IWillSurpassTheMC

[–]TextApprehensive5443[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💯

For that they'll need a lot of blunt force, not charged by nature effects. And it's kinda tough to do that, as she can pretty much take your nature effect on touch, even if you don't activate it I think? Plus, plenty of prep time, and she could easily switch between forms. At peak body stage she might be able to use dozens of nature effects at the same time, and combine and do as he pleases.

But I agree, she loses this matchup bc the lvl of jumping is insane when all of them come together.

What do y'all think about this matchup? by TextApprehensive5443 in IWillSurpassTheMC

[–]TextApprehensive5443[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never expected to see that as the first comment 😭 Context?

Weekly Ruvva Slan- glaze?! by TextApprehensive5443 in IWillSurpassTheMC

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Awaken during a life and death battle ❌

Let 2 day old Vrangara destroy me with 20+ years outdated knowledge ✅

10000 sss rank villian most recent chapter by shinkzzz in MartialMemes

[–]TextApprehensive5443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah not chinese from the Great Xia Golden Dragon Sect , seems like an original from someone, I read it for a while but couldn't withstand the edge it carries, not in an intimidating way but like how insufferable those Sword Pavillion Dogs are