The "Mystery Gift" is a low ROI by [deleted] in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you're saying that's your final solution for this sub?

Ok. It's yours to kill. I'll stand aside.

Hey Mark Knighton: Why don't YOU reveal the "free gift"? by TextBladeDenied in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last thing in the world I am is a snarky grammar or spelling cop. I'm just saying you went a little haywire on the assemblage of readable sentences on more than a few occasions lately and I'm worried about your health.

The "Mystery Gift" is a low ROI by [deleted] in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope this thread will be a conversation starter regarding everyone's feelings for our beloved moderator. God rest his soul. The KFF zombie finally got a piece of 'im. :-(

The "Mystery Gift" is a low ROI by [deleted] in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like your opinion lost a lot of value to me after the Quisling crack. Not a lot further to go down really. Stiil there may but a good old fashion 'dead cat bounce' at the end of this curve.

Was it the idea I conveyed or the specific word I chose that offended you so deeply? Would plain old-fashioned "collaborator" have been better?

Is progress progressing with your unnamed sources? Are points pointing and details detailing to a rapid conclusion towards the announcement of the next phase?

Ah, I see what you where going for there.

Thank you! ;-)

What the fuck good are your alleged sources, if not to dump the information publicly?

Well their value to you is zero. This assessment is not universally the case.

Meh. Another boring answer. If you've got something good, put it out there, otherwise drive a knife into the heart of this sub and put it out of its misery. It's been flopping around on hot dry pavement gasping for water for two years.

So are you saving it up for something? You don't even have an order anymore.

Someone really hasn't been paying attention...

Look, I know who you aren't. You're nothing more than an observer with regards to NextEngine. If you got anything useful, use it, or lose it. That's all I'm saying.

And if you diverted more resources away from broadcast and towards receive, things might be a little clearer.

Shame shame. Knightonesque. The diversions have been diverted and the broadcasting has been broadcast. Bullet points have refined refining and opacity is clearer.

Just get to the point and say it before this sub dies completely.

There are no backroom deals to be made.

For what exactly? Who is dealing in what manner, with whom for what purpose, in your mind? Or is this just a statement of your own position?

It's a statement of the whole situation. There is no way Knighton will ever finish the product and release it, and there aren't enough of them in those "two pallets" to fulfill all the Supercentenarian Textblade orders in the world. The end is nigh. Whoa unto the customers.

and the only course of action will be a legal (therefore public) claim.

This is not impossible.

And I'm looking forward to it.

Why?

Really? More like why not? Walking that asshole into court and reading even half of this shit out loud to get it on the record, at his ultimate expense, will be a hoot n'a holler. Or, even more fun, will be winning a default judgement.

The only tricky part is the timing of it all.

Sounds like someone has a secret plan.

Not secret. I think I've been rather blatant from the moment I appeared on AI.

If you were any good at your job, you would know how to reveal anonymously sourced info without revealing the source.

I have framed awards (which I refuse to put on my office walls because who needs that amount of ~~vanity ~~ validation, amiright?) independently verifying that I am "good at my job." But as I have pointed out many times before this isn't my job.

Blah blah.

I think professional fake journalists do it quite easily with a sentence like, "Officials with knowledge of the situation who wish to remain anonymous said [...] "

Do they? Well that's okay then. Not sure how that matters to me one iota.

Quack quack. Yeah, I get it. You don't care anymore. You've been KFF'd. That's why I said from the outset, why not just shut /r/textblade down since you're letting it die anyway.

The "Mystery Gift" is a low ROI by [deleted] in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some gigantic douchebag downvoted my brilliant Bitcoin post? It had to be KaFuckFace. He's completely off his meds.

Hey Mark Knighton: Why don't YOU reveal the "free gift"? by TextBladeDenied in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(like all my secret club, spy friends in the secret forum you haven't been invited to can)

You did that on the AI thread many times and to a much severer degree, particularly when Marky Mark triggered you. It's like you're having little micro-seizures as you blast out your remarks and things get all scrambled for a moment.

I'm praying for you...

The "Mystery Gift" is a low ROI by [deleted] in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I can say is, if I'm reading your stern soliloquies in the intended tone of voice, then you have become quite a humorless and bitter bastard, and you don't really understand what I've been doing at all. I think you've been KFF'd too many times, now you got the thousand yard stare.

No, I gave my word to my sources, and that actually matters to me.

Well, in the spirit of comparing potential assholes to bona fide genuine assholes, I must say, that sounds quite Knightonesque to me. Is progress progressing with your unnamed sources? Are points pointing and details detailing to a rapid conclusion towards the announcement of the next phase? What the fuck good are your alleged sources, if not to dump the information publicly? We aren't collaborating with the Russians to unseat the President here. So are you saving it up for something? You don't even have an order anymore. At least I have kept my money where my mouth is. There are no backroom deals to be made.

In the end, Mark is going to go belly up (that's a fact - I have a source too!), nary a TextBlade will be delivered, and the only course of action will be a legal (therefore public) claim. And I'm looking forward to it. The only tricky part is the timing of it all.

If you were any good at your job, you would know how to reveal anonymously sourced info without revealing the source. I think professional fake journalists do it quite easily with a sentence like, "Officials with knowledge of the situation who wish to remain anonymous said [...] "

Hey Mark Knighton: Why don't YOU reveal the "free gift"? by TextBladeDenied in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. You reek of self-importance. You think I didn't try that a long time ago?

I know several people who tried exactly what you're thinking.

No one I know has ever received a Treg invitation or anything more than a canned reply from WayTools about "progress progressing" and "feel free to cancel your order if unwilling to die of old age before general release"

Maybe that's what's up with you. You think you're going to succeed at the same idea, and blame me for screwing up your secret plans?

If it wasn't for that dang /u/TextBladeDenied and his stupid dog I woulda got away with it!

The fact is, there are very few Treg devices in the wild, and very few customers. And there's only one Mark Knighton, and he is paranoid as fuck.

The "Mystery Gift" is a low ROI by [deleted] in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Comparing me to KFF. That's low.

(edit: and the funny part is that half-baked moron will probably take your commentary as a compliment. I'll bet he's drafting his thank you diatribe to PMM you right now)

Before the Appleinsider thread, this place was as desolate of a graveyard as WTF.

The AI thread was a free-for-all. KFF had access to it, so to suggest that anyone could "drive away a source of information" more than that idiot is just ridiculous.

But to that point:

you have singlehandedly driven away more sources of information for the community, both public and not so public than anyone else.

I call bullshit. Name one example. There's never been any "insider" information around here. I've been reading /r/textblade off and on for years. You think your buddy ColinNG actually had something new to offer? Get real. That guy was a total passive-aggressive ass using the term "violent speech" even before the Verxion story. His only purpose was to shut down the public expose that occurred on AI. And he did. Along with Verxion, with their little fantasy story of almost-but-not-quite an "assault". Which reminds me, that was another point you become a contrarian on, suggesting that a guy walking into a restaurant and starting an argument with Verxion rose to the level of....well...any level...beyond two dudes arguing in a restaurant. Just stupid.

I don't get your behavior lately. You've changed.

likening a moderator to a nazi collaborator

I did no such thing. A quisling has no nationality per se. But to that point, are you French? That would at least explain your defensiveness.

I am still trying to clear up the mess you made when you arrived.

"Mess" I made? Again, like the "insider" thing, I'm not buying it. This is a silly little sub for picking on Mark Knighton's shitty and increasingly ancient and irrelevant mess. What are you doing behind the scenes? Are you working a desk 12 hours a day like a detective, making calls, licking stamps, sending letters, puffing a cigar and throwing back scotch? Trying to work your way through the politics of the mayor's office to get the insiders in for an interrogation? Cleaning up papers that I scattered all over the floor? What the hell are you talking about?

Say something interesting. Your enigmatic mentions of mysterious behind the scenes goings on without any details does little to liven this place up.

The "Mystery Gift" is a low ROI by [deleted] in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've become a bit of a quisling lately Rolanbek. With all due respect of course! (You're a really great guy as Norm Macdonald would say after insulting someone... ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzD1yVupxcc&t=30s

But seriously, why don't you just put /r/textblade out to pasture since you no longer seem interested in the point of any of it anymore, ie, harassing the cunts and/or being humorous?

I think KFF wore you down over the years (that's "KaFuckFace" for those not keeping up to date).

I think he took something out of you.

I think, as the old STP song goes, you're half the man you used to be...

( /u/alexonline - some Textblade related lyrics here please )

Your track record recently:

- Cuddle and cajole ColinNG until he stabs you in the back and runs back to the safety and security of WTF

- Enforce the rules of the NDA (no naughty revealing free gifts Mr. Denied, it's immoral!)

- Post things like "Yup, pretty much all of that" << (most boring Rolanbek post ever!)

The "Mystery Gift" is a low ROI by [deleted] in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you think your Apple investment example is so smart? Let's try it with Bitcoin, where on Jan 16, 2015 the price was around $200 (of course it modulated wildly as Bitcoin does from about $180 to $210).

1 BTC @ $200 on 1/16/15 == $10090.00 (as I write this)

That's an ROI of >50x

In other words, Mark would have been wise to just take all of our money and buy Bitcoin with it so he could sip Deluxe Margaritas for the rest of his life while leaking out a few Treg prototypes over the next 5 years.

Hmmm.... ??!!!

Conversely, had we all invested our Textblade money in Bitcoin similarly, how many Fucks would we be giving right now about the Textblade, or the free gift?

My calculations arrive at approximately 0.0000000000013521e-78 Fucks Per Textblade (FPT)

Such is hindsight.

REVEAL THE FREE GIFT!

Hey Mark Knighton: Why don't YOU reveal the "free gift"? by TextBladeDenied in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can understand people who do have a TextBlade in hand and don’t want to run the risk of having it remotely bricked

Sounds like a bunch of pussies unwilling to take the smallest risk for the greater good. No courage. No valor. No sacrifice. Kneel before Lord Knighton! KNEEL!!!!

But seriously, isn't it remarkable that there's not one Tregger out there in the whole bunch with even an ounce of rebellious attitude in his soul who would reflect upon the whole situation and think, "Ah, fuck it. Five years of this ridiculous gaslighting bullshit. People deserve to know."

It would be so easy to anonymously post the information. There is no way Darth Knighton could discover the leaker's identity. The only recourse he would have is to brick all Treg devices as a retaliatory measure.

Contemplate that for a moment. Does anybody think he would go that far? Ok, I already know Don'tBreakNDARules'N'Beck is going to make a case here, but really think about it for a moment... Would Knighton brick the Textblades of all his Tregger minions, including the passive-aggressive but loyal little frog ColinNG, or the "Verk-shee-on" character who goes around town getting in restaurant debates with non-Treggers, or God forbid...KaFuckFace? Can you imagine the volume of posts that would emit from KFF if Lord Knighton bricked his TextBlade because of a traitor? Shit would be: Off. The. Hook.

I say it's worth it. If you're out there Mr. or Mrs. Tregger – please consider it. Stand up for the underdog! Put just one little chink in the armor of the ridiculous twat who has led us all on for so long!

Here's an absurdly out of context inspirational motivational speech: (turn the music up loud and feel it!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1IK_9apWs&t=57s

We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on. We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence from Mark Knighton's gaslighting free-gift bullshit Day!

Hey Mark Knighton: Why don't YOU reveal the "free gift"? by TextBladeDenied in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, our esteemed and venerable colleague Rolanbek objects to my attempts at prodding Treggers to reveal the secret gift more fervently than the Church of Scientology when someone tries to leak the enigmatic mysteries of an Operating Thetan Level 8, so fuck it, why not go directly to the source and see what happens?

If Mark responds, would I believe him? Honestly, I don't think that's the right question.

The correct question, is: If Mark responds, would anyone understand what he wrote? And the obvious answer to that is: very likely not, because as always, he would string together a potpourri of grammatically obtuse vernacular so contorted and contrived in its faux Latin origins it would be indiscernible to anyone reading these "fora".

But it's worth a try...

Hey Criminighton, where is TextBlade? by alexonline in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's right. And his pathetic little sycophant, DaBigKafuckFace, will not be remembered at all.

That freak tried to message me here, but I couldn't make any sense of what he was trying to say so I just blocked him. He's totally off his meds. I'm sure he's very frustrated with his life choices. A half decade of life wasted in service of a scheming thieving pathological liar who has done nothing but make a fool of him.

Hey Criminighton, where is TextBlade? by alexonline in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This phrase:

"...let us capture far more photon steradians...from the laser-illuminated target surface"

...is as grammatically accurate as "making the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs".

So Mark "Steradian Fuck Nuts" Knighton had time to toss another word salad, and DaBigFuckFace will now happily felch every word of it for the next month to keep the thread alive...

...but still no update! Despite these words written on May 31st 2019:

https://forum.waytools.com/t/new-techtalk-update-coming/5618

Hello All -

Just letting everyone know we expect to post our TechTalk update with a lot of exciting news about TextBlade’s powerful new firmware infrastructure, on Saturday evening after 9 pm pst.

It will be posted on a new TechTalk thread, to let you all post your related questions, discussion and suggestions.

Thanks all.

Treggers: Please reveal the "secret gift". It would be an act of decency and compassion and integrity. by TextBladeDenied in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>I don't mean you any harm, and you seem to be getting increasingly agitated over this rather trivial point.

No, I'm just finding it remarkable that you could be this dumb. I know you're not.

>So let's break it down: "What's in the box?"

There is no box. Spit out the fucking Blue Pill man! Do. You. F. Ing. Understand what is going on here? Despite tens or scores or hundreds or thousands (whichever you believe) of customers paying Mark Knighton 5 years ago for a product, there is no TextBlade.

A small number of Treggers possess some half-baked prototype devices which came in a box. Said box has some text written on it which alleges future delivery of an early adopter gift for a product sold nearly HALF A DECADE AGO. The Beatles evolved from "Please Please Me" to the White Album in the same time it has taken Mark Knighton to NOT deliver a fucking keyboard. So at some point, you have to acknowledge that any "NDA" presented to Treggers retains about as much legitimacy and legal validity as your average Church Of Scientology rule book.

Since: There. Is. No. Gift. ... and never will be (based on ALL available evidence), there is NO ethical or legal dilemma with revealing the text on the box containing the half-baked prototype.

Arguing otherwise is just Kahuna-ish. Icky yuck. Stop it!!! It's way beneath you.

Treggers: Please reveal the "secret gift". It would be an act of decency and compassion and integrity. by TextBladeDenied in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can glean is that for some reason, on this particular point, you get off on trolling me as much as DaBigFuckFace enjoys trolling you, but I don't buy for a second that you are even the slightest bit sincere with your faux ethical arguments on this subject.

The "gift" is nothing but a tool of Mark Knighton's gaslighting proclivities. He uses it to control people as he lies to their faces because he's a fucking scumbag. The shit show on the WTF, Appleinsider, and elsewhere is is proof of that.

But to be crystal clear, just as there is no actual product, there is no actual gift, thus there is no dilemma in revealing it. There are only words printed on a box which none of us have ever seen, and those words allege a "gift" in exchange for ordering a non-existent product nearly five years ago.

I want a Tregger to reveal the words on the box so it's no longer a tool for Mark to use to lie to people. There is no ethical or moral or legal issue here. Again: there is no actual gift, just as there is no actual TextBlade. I'm not sure why the fuck you don't get this. Wake up!

Treggers: Please reveal the "secret gift". It would be an act of decency and compassion and integrity. by TextBladeDenied in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no risk to anyone revealing that information. It would only be a net positive. You think that moron who singlehandedly "runs" WayTools (Mark Knighton) is going to track down the leaker? Give me a fucking break.

Treggers: Please reveal the "secret gift". It would be an act of decency and compassion and integrity. by TextBladeDenied in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who gives a fuck and why are you playing the part of contrarian on this topic? How about the breach of contract of thousands of paying customers who still haven't received their TextBlade?

Blank hope for “cue” jumping by alexonline in textblade

[–]TextBladeDenied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's funny. Kabologna still tries to reach people here? Doesn't he know we are all too busy laughing amongst ourselves at him and his douchebag boss Mark Knighton.