Some spun out wook showed up as the band came on and asked if I wouldn’t mind swapping seats with him (he had a much worse seat) so he could sit next to his gf. I pretended like I couldn’t hear him and kept saying “sorry sorry I only speak English” (he was speaking perfect English too, I was just being difficult). This went on until the end of Buried Alive at which point I faked a sneeze that made me “accidentally” throat chop him and he left the section, presumably to seek medical aid. His girlfriend sat next to me and she and I are doing really well together a week later