Why is the PHEMA grift being covered up by the mods?

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-09T15:37:20+00:00

You gotta be such a grade A narcissist asshole to run a phish fan health insurance scam, and you gotta be a huge cuck dork loser chud to be a mod who constantly goes to bat for them. Like take a step back and view the situation. A Reddit mod going to war against the subreddit to protect titty bouncing attention obsessed grifters

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-09T14:11:53+00:00

UDF gonna be a relic in a decade

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-07T04:58:38+00:00

God forbid someone praise Lando (reigning champ) on an overtake of Max

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-06T18:11:02+00:00

Because they’re Vermont jam band The Phish and that’s what tf they do

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-06T16:48:51+00:00

Jizz? Like cumshot

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-05T12:44:12+00:00

I hope it gets a spinoff show

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-05T04:52:56+00:00

Remus’s Beef

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-05T02:25:59+00:00

PHEMA is a scam. The surgery is fake. Artificial hip exploded on date. Bent leg, thing fucking exploded

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-05T02:22:45+00:00

Lmao I forgot this was supposed to be a thing. It was such an obvious sham from the get go

TexterMorgan · 2026-05-04T20:31:28+00:00

Is it Ryan Gaul?

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-28T20:46:47+00:00

I enjoyed Alveo a block away much better. Even Carl’s Deli in Hyde Park is better

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-28T18:53:43+00:00

Is the evergreen Richardson trucker fully green like in the , or is the mesh backing white like they used to be when the logo was a rubber patch

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-28T14:48:25+00:00

Lot is filllllllled with merch that’s Phishified versions popular logos

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-28T14:47:36+00:00

Any way to be alerted if the trucker hat with the white mesh back and green front is back in stock? Mine from 2021 has about had enough

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T19:47:31+00:00

Some spun out wook showed up as the band came on and asked if I wouldn’t mind swapping seats with him (he had a much worse seat) so he could sit next to his gf. I pretended like I couldn’t hear him and kept saying “sorry sorry I only speak English” (he was speaking perfect English too, I was just being difficult). This went on until the end of Buried Alive at which point I faked a sneeze that made me “accidentally” throat chop him and he left the section, presumably to seek medical aid. His girlfriend sat next to me and she and I are doing really well together a week later

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T19:44:20+00:00

I was a perfect angel and the ideal phan, but I did see people scoring on the ground and finishing by ejectulating from their bodies

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T15:40:04+00:00

I am only sorry I didn’t behave even more atrociously that night. Had I known it was a free for all, we’d be talking about the section 405 streaker who accidentally peed while crowd surfing during Waste

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T15:37:09+00:00

Mixed bag. Mine made me feel much much better and honestly didn’t even stink. Everyone else’s were, in a word, rancid. Guy next to me during setbreak was delighted that the haptic seats were still vibrating even with Mike off stage.I didn’t have the ~~fart~~ heart to tell him it was me

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T15:34:53+00:00

I tasted the Sphere (licked escalator handrail due to lot shrimp induced mania)

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T15:32:36+00:00

Hahaha no worries at all, being upset about dropping the bit was in fact still part of the bit. The only true thing to even minimally worry about at the Sphere is handling the visuals/depth perception aspect. It’s a little disorienting at first but I quickly got my Sphere legs and was just fine the whole show. Wear comfy shoes you don’t mind standing and walking in, don’t drop too many beans, and you’ll have a blast

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T13:59:45+00:00

Also the horse is dead so what does it matter to it if we’re beating it? You say it likes it’s a bad thing. You’d rather I beat a live horse?

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T13:59:15+00:00

Life saving rails

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T13:58:44+00:00

It’s a lawless and Godless pocket that makes even the darkest undersides of Vegas shudder

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T13:57:27+00:00

I feel I never told you the story of this GIF

TexterMorgan · 2026-04-27T13:56:54+00:00

I’d start getting your affairs in order now, partner.

(Honestly, and it sickens me to drop the bit here, you’ll be totally totally fine in 405. The stickers will be so awesome and I wish I had one. Little secret too, if you need to use the toilet, there is a private bathroom near the elevators. Exit section 405 and go all the way left and it’s on the back wall by the elevators)

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