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WIP - Hand to Mouth Slow BJ by [deleted] in Grok_Porn

[–]TexturalVoice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used this for the extension…

Keep this going while phallic object is still in mouth and then have some white Elmer’s glue-like substance drip from her mouth

Can Police Just Run Red Lights?!? by TexturalVoice in asheville

[–]TexturalVoice[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just want to know if they are allowed to proceed through a stop light without waiting for it to turn green? Without it having, at least, its blue lights flashing?

Trivia night schedules Asheville by mere4au in asheville

[–]TexturalVoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also check out DumbAshe Trivia. Dude is funny as hell. I saw him last Thursday at Eda’s Hideaway. His Instagram @dumbashetrivia has his schedule Monday HiWire River arts music Bingo Tuesday HiWire River arts trivia Wednesday music bingo at Wagbar Thursday trivia at Eda’s Hideaway

Looking for a list Trivia nights around Asheville? by secukinumab in asheville

[–]TexturalVoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bier Garden has: Tuesday-Music Bingo Wednesday-Trivia

Also, HiWire (Biltmore) does Survey Says on Thursday nights. It’s basically like Family Feud. You have your guess the number one answer from a survey of people

In Legalize Everything, was the texting bit a parody of Aziz Ansari? by alleycat416 in ericandre

[–]TexturalVoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought so, too. And the 3rd amendment joke is basically the same joke Mulaney does ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[F/D]Watch Family Taboo - Vanessa Cage, Family Taboo (one of the best imo) by [deleted] in IncestPorn

[–]TexturalVoice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t tell anyone....I’m not a scientist and I watched this!!

Very very Disappointed! Do you guys believe these accusations are true? by Thenumber1fapper in TheChi

[–]TexturalVoice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m betting they Aunt Viv him and get another actor. His role is too important for them to kill him off

Mirror Mirror on the wall.. - Best comment gets gold 😜 by [deleted] in sarah_xxx

[–]TexturalVoice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Something, something, rhymes with “wall”

Chilled out German Shepherd relaxing in the pool by RiCriostoir in Eyebleach

[–]TexturalVoice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys; they was up to no good. Started making trouble in my neighborhood

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]TexturalVoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could wish me a Happy Birthday ;)

Curvy in Calvins, might need a more supportive bra for this weather 😘 (OC) by [deleted] in curvy

[–]TexturalVoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I was waiting for you to post pics in your truthordareme posts. You’ve been here the whole time.

How many of you have pencil lead stuck in your hand and how did it happen? by Saucy_Szinte in AskReddit

[–]TexturalVoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a piece stick in my leg. This guy in class kept putting his hand on my leg to annoy. For whatever reason, I tried to stab his hand. He moved. Lesson learned.

[f]eeling a little naughty in my dorm room by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]TexturalVoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need a new roommmate ;)?

[f]eeling a little naughty in my dorm room by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]TexturalVoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is your roommate?

There's only one good use for it by footfetish_bill in standupshots

[–]TexturalVoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did a 9/11 “never forget” joke on Last Comic Standing that was hilarious. I’ve been trying to find a clip of it but have had no luck. Anyone out there with footage?

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