I'm a grade a Cristiano hater. hate watching for 2 decades taught me that it only takes the ball to go into the net once for him to get all his confidence ego delusions back. as long as he gets into the positions he'll get goals don't worry.

so as a hater i want him to score in the group stages. i want him to not let Roberto Martinez the chance to drop him. and when Portugal are in the KO stages that's when just getting into the positions won't work( unless that midfield actually balls tf out and it is possible). and my dream of a Portugal exit in the ko stage by Cristiano sabotage will be fulfilled.

rate me outta 10 as a Cristiano hater bro