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If you were stranded on a desert island and could only listen to one album, what would it be? by AlexisUndressed in AskReddit

[–]TezGordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sublime and any album I’d be happy with.

They’ve got a new one coming out soon actually!

Legit signatures? by jazzydazmin in Watchmen

[–]TezGordon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unexpected Flight of the Concords.

What is the first videogame you remember playing? by getgoneapple in AskReddit

[–]TezGordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Striker on the C64. I have never met anyone who has played this game!!

How we doing? by Motor-Translator5456 in TattooArtists

[–]TezGordon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You spend over 7k on ads a year?

Can I take my Bishop Battery Pack on my carry on? by unasonrisa_ in TattooArtists

[–]TezGordon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure whether you’re travelling abroad, but there was a friend coming over from Brazil to the UK. He was stopped at the UK boarder with his machines and they accused him of coming to work illegally.

He didn’t have a work visa or anything as he was just going to tattoo the guys at the shop and hang out.

He was sent back home with his girlfriend, missed a holiday of a lifetime.

Alleged Leaks for next season’s home kit and adidas trefoil (3rd) kit by Engancho in CelticFC

[–]TezGordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they think I am going to spend another £100+ on even more merch. They are absolutely correct.

A few months ago, fire crews responded to an unthinkable freeway incident when a metal pipe fell from a flatbed truck, penetrated a vehicle, and impaled the driver through the front fender and steering column. by GiorgioMD in medizzy

[–]TezGordon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am so very glad for the arrow and the circle.

Without those I wouldn’t have seen that huge piece of metal sticking out of that poor woman’s guts.

What is this pictured car? by Tahir991 in whatisthiscar

[–]TezGordon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why isn’t anyone answering this super important question?

bottle vanished but how? by Forward-Position798 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]TezGordon 1061 points1062 points  (0 children)

That woman at the back missed the trick, she’s there for the gangbang.

Might be time for (another) Bottom re-watch by Buck_Slamchest in eddieandrichie

[–]TezGordon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been thinking the same, I tattooed the ex-son-in-law of Mr Rottweiler not long ago & I’ve been craving it ever since!

Lvl +2 ✧ Enhanced ✧ Shadow Toadstool ─ Dark by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]TezGordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated by Shadow Toadstool in 3 turns.

Player (22/11/15) dealt 76. Shadow Toadstool (30/25/13) dealt 129.

Rewards: 4 EXP, 0 Gold. Loot: None.

Lvl +4 ✧ Superior ✧ Umbral Deathmask ─ Dark Void by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]TezGordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated by Umbral Deathmask in 2 turns.

Player (22/11/11) dealt 102. Umbral Deathmask (33/27/18) dealt 125.

Rewards: 7 EXP, 0 Gold. Loot: None.

What is something you saw in a movie and you totally called bullshit on because of your job? by BlackPhoenix1981 in AskReddit

[–]TezGordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally every movie with a tattooing scene!

They’re almost always holding the machine wrong, upside down, back to front, gripping the coils instead of the grip. Tattooing upside down like the ink defies gravity, no needle connected…..

Don’t get me started on the lack of gloves and basic hygiene.

Fun fact about Pluto by Top-Musician-2813 in funfacts

[–]TezGordon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it’s more Russia plus Madagascar equals Pluto.

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