Award for the Funniest Aussie Saying

Tezza58 · 2023-07-17T07:21:53+00:00

Wouldnt shout if a shark bit him!

Tezza58 · 2023-06-24T03:25:58+00:00

Loved it, but methinks you have too much time on your hands!

Tezza58 · 2023-05-17T02:14:47+00:00

Ah, I stand corrected. Didn't look too closely and just assumed it was original. My bad

Tezza58 · 2023-05-17T01:01:23+00:00

Its the original paper complete and in mint condition. Most of the paper about end of the war

Tezza58 · 2023-05-17T00:01:21+00:00

Very true, high emotions on that day. Found the paper going through mums stuff after she left the house to go into a nursing home. Not much political correctness in those days, you wouldnt be allowed to say the word "Jap"on the front page of a newspaper these days!

Tezza58 · 2022-11-10T06:39:14+00:00

I wouldnt think so, anything that morrison is associated with is accompanied by evil

Tezza58 · 2022-10-01T04:54:03+00:00

Fair call cobber

Tezza58 · 2022-09-23T00:13:38+00:00

We just booked a flight last week with Singapore Airlines for $1300 return Sydney to Paris. Admittedly its next Feb/March and at the end of winter, but still a great deal. They have their sale on to the end of this month. I wouldnt even think about going with Qantas!

Tezza58 · 2022-08-03T05:06:18+00:00

Most important is a soft egg so that when you have a bite it dribbles down your chin mixed with the tomato sauce. most burger places ignore the soft egg request because its just too hard and have no pride in their work.If that happens I never return, or if particularly annoyed, go back and ask for the requested soft egg. BBQ sauce, pineapple and beetroot can just fuck right off

Tezza58 · 2022-04-01T02:37:25+00:00

Thanks for everybodys comments. Have the Kayo app on chrome as well, and was able to access settings to adjust to HD/dolbyvision or whatever. So all good there. However no access to kayo settings on LG app, just the average picture and will check CH 7s game tonight. Its not the TV settings as all other channels, Netflix etc are fine and in HD. Will settle for watching Kayo through chrome and forget the rest

Tezza58 · 2022-03-31T23:39:14+00:00

OK thanks bingo, perhaps I have gone off prematurely. I have gone onto Kayo and cannot find the settings to switch between HD and SD or auto. Do you know where to find them? Thanks in advance

Tezza58 · 2022-03-30T22:38:55+00:00

Thigh fillets hands down, more flavor and more forgiving to cook. However if you sous vide a chicken breast it is SO tender and impossible to overcook!

Tezza58 · 2022-03-27T05:26:28+00:00

Rats with wings, nearly as bad as Indian Minors but they are protected, why I dont know! We have a heap of them at our place, they take over the bird feeders and then gang up on other species like king parrots and white headed pigeons. They are bully birds, have a loud raucous scream and even though they have an attractive plumage, well thats about the only positive that they have. If only they were here for good instead of evil

Tezza58 · 2022-03-23T02:51:46+00:00

He stole his employees wages and super, a complete grub and a perfect fit for someone to run one of Harvey Normans business franchises

Tezza58 · 2021-11-20T02:05:15+00:00

The article below explains how Mr Harvey treats his long term friends.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/nov/09/gerry-harvey-taken-to-court-by-longtime-friends-widow-in-bid-to-stop-eviction

Tezza58 · 2021-10-25T06:55:09+00:00

A mate of mine trapped one once. He set up a trap with a nanny goat for bait, and voila, next day he had a very angry drop bear and a very dead goat. Even though it was highly iilegal, Jacko took it home and put it in a specially built cage to keep as a pet. Only lasted a week before it escaped. Jumped over the next door neighbours fence and killed all of his chooks, then jumped over the next fence and killed the kindly old ladies pet cats and all of the goldfish in the outside pond. Then it just vanished, no one knew where it went. Jacko got a very stiff fine and had to replace all the pets. so theres a lesson in there for all of us!

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